Friend: *Sees a level 40 tape* OMG A HIGH LEVELED TAPEJARA!
Me: But we are playing on hard.
Friend: IDC I WILL GET IT!
Friend: *jumps on their level 20 argy and picks up my level 700 toad*
Tape: *Gets hit by sweep once* OH A A *flys away at a tremendous speed*
And my friend flew after it and was never seen again. A few days later I saw on the tribe feed that they were killed by a level 69 giga (don’t judge) along with their stupid bird that can barely stay 10 seconds in the air with my froppy (frog) a level 700 beelzebufo that I worked my hours into. 🤦🏻♂️ I left the game and played extinction instead and never touched the server again. And I presumed that the tape also died. All because of a random level 40 tapejara...
Heard they got a tech saddle... heard it shoots lasers! Looked for a high level one... server hopped around my cluster for 3 days... went home empty handed every time...
To be honest, tapejaras over level 90 are rarer than Phoenix feathers or unicorn horns. Most frustrating mutha f***uz on ark. 10/10 would never tame again!!!
Me: wait is that a tapejara *gets the bola out*
*2 hours later a Rex enters the area*
Me: stay away from me I’m taming a taejara
Rex: MLG kill player mode activated *puts sunglasses on*
*cant find my stuff and two of my Dino’s get killed
Most people don’t believe in Tapejara,
Most people: I tamed one, went through a load of trouble, and it died.
Me: I tamed one, killed a raptor pack, a scorpion and a sarco. I believed in it and now she (Torak) solos GIGAS!
Most people now: OH SHIT
When is as new to the game some one game a tapa I named them Jim and Jim was 145 I soon grew close to her then I one day I went quetz hunting with Jim so I flew around to find a quetz then I found one I got on the back seat of Jim and told home to Target the quetz but the quetz went into the red woods so when Jim and I went in there a thylo jumped me the next thing I saw was Jim still chasing the quetz never found him and idk if he ded