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What are some funny jokes or stories about the tapejara? Funny tapejara jokes submitted by ARK players.
Contrary to the popular belief, Tapejara’s and mankind used to be friends, even when wild. Humans used to be able to tame them through passive manners, making even Ptranodons follow the same behavior, using their much-related Tapejara ancestors as an example. Even the now too-shy-to-land Quetzal was happy to lap up food from humans every now and then. But one day the humans went and killed a forgotten entity known as The Wyvern Queen, the then-godmother of every flying creature on the island to ever exist, both known and unknown, in a bloody battle that lasted two days. When they got the news, everyone reacted differently - Ptranodons were still trusting enough of humans to walk alongside them, but flew away when attacked for fear of suffering their godmother’s same fate. Tapejaras decided to only flee for the same fears whenever they noticed a human nearby, and Quetzals stayed away altogether. Maybe this is why we don’t have Pterodactyls yet... Thanks for reading
Heard they got a tech saddle... heard it shoots lasers! Looked for a high level one... server hopped around my cluster for 3 days... went home empty handed every time...
To be honest, tapejaras over level 90 are rarer than Phoenix feathers or unicorn horns. Most frustrating mutha f***uz on ark. 10/10 would never tame again!!!
Best way to not die.you on tapejara:hahah stupid carno. Lv 57 alpha carno:I don’t know my guy. Tapejara energy:nah*energy slowly going down. You:oh looks like my energy is going down better go before all of it is gone and I die•*flys away. Lv57 alpha carno:dammit I wish you were like the guy I killed on the pteradon… (I’m the same guy that made the other one on the pteradon one, go check it if want.