So uh I had been searching for like atleast a week and I FINALLY FOUND ONE! and I had news everyone..when I was taking it IT GOT KILLED BY LIKE 20 TITANOBOAS and I was like "oh my god these dum lil snakes" I whipped out a gun and started shooting every snake I see and then I see 10 allosaurus charging at the snakes and I tamed some allosaurus and named them snake snackers and I said Okay now I will go on a rampage!!!1!!!! Up to make others laugh
Pteranodon: Oh come on, Tapy! Humans aren’t so bad as you may think! I have witnessed them taming some of my kind on occasion and it’s never too bad...
Tapejara: Yeah, well? You don’t know what you are talking about! I’ve seen them mercilessly slaughter the heck out of other animals. They are BAD!
Pteranodon: No their not! They have to do that or they wouldn’t last a day!
Tapejara: Well, what about all the times you leave your eggs in obvious spots and then humans come and find them and pick them up thinking it’s no big deal?
Pteranodon: ...Umm... Well, I mean that part about them does anger me a little, especially when they fight back trying to keep the egg, but their pretty forgiving. Although that may be different depending upon the individual.
Tapejara: Which is why I can’t trust them!
Pteranodon: ...Okay, listen big guy. I don’t care how fancy you look. You need to loosen up about humans. Just let one tame you and you’ll see how good it feels.