I lost my Tapejara thanks to a dumbass Parasaur. So, I was going back home after taming a Spino. While admiring the beauty of Sam the Spino, I ran straight into a Tapejara and guess what? It got stuck between some trees. I bola'd it and knocked it out. I felt like I was on top of the world. Then came night time and since I was on the beach, there wasn't much that could pose a threat to me and I got lenient (remember this is an unplanned encounter). I saw some troodons quite a distance away. Now here's when sh*t hit the fan; the troodons start chasing a parasaur and I remember thinking, "Man it would suck if that parasaur ran towards me haha." And I sh*t you not, as if it had HEARD my brainwaves, it then proceeds to run towards me, the troodon then aggros on tapejara, I attack the troodon, my dinos attack said troodon and then, bigass Spino the goddamn Sam kills my Tapejara in the ensuing chaos. And that's how I went from feeling like the world's luckiest guy to the unluckiest in the span of 2 minutes.

After you've knocked it out just tame a moment to appreciate its beautiful colo....OH SHIT ITS ESCAPING!

HELLO ALL PEEPL I HAVE NEWS-

The Tek saddle is OP, well worth the cost, and if you have it whistled on follow and go in the passenger seat it will recover stam mid-air... Hit the green arrow so people know

ALSO, If you play on ARK mobile on the unofficial server APEX the following applies to you:

In the next few days me and my tribe will be giving out gifts, and this applies to ALL of the upcoming holidays as well. When I am online, use the following code:

HolidayGifts101 and give ur coords, I will respond and arrive shortly after.

-Alluring Orangutan of The Bandit Tribe

Dimorphodon: kills anything that hurts it

Tapejera: Flys all the way to genesis part 3

Look its not a tapejara it's a dorito chip bird it gives you doritos

Pteranodon: Oh come on, Tapy! Humans aren’t so bad as you may think! I have witnessed them taming some of my kind on occasion and it’s never too bad...

Tapejara: Yeah, well? You don’t know what you are talking about! I’ve seen them mercilessly slaughter the heck out of other animals. They are BAD!

Pteranodon: No their not! They have to do that or they wouldn’t last a day!

Tapejara: Well, what about all the times you leave your eggs in obvious spots and then humans come and find them and pick them up thinking it’s no big deal?

Pteranodon: ...Umm... Well, I mean that part about them does anger me a little, especially when they fight back trying to keep the egg, but their pretty forgiving. Although that may be different depending upon the individual.

Tapejara: Which is why I can’t trust them!

Pteranodon: ...Okay, listen big guy. I don’t care how fancy you look. You need to loosen up about humans. Just let one tame you and you’ll see how good it feels.

Tapejara: ...

I thought the Mohawk was a third wing and I feel stupid.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE. Pls click the up arrow if you like this ;)

HEY LOOK ITS A QUETAL. Oh... maybe not :(

HEY LOOK ITS A QUETAL. Oh... maybe not :(