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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tek stryder? Funny tek stryder jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2026-05-21T22:31:30+00:00

“Alexa, why did u follow me here?”

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2026-05-05T01:48:17+00:00

Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2026-05-02T03:36:31+00:00

There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars

score 110 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-15T22:26:53+00:00

First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

score 83 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-29T00:16:31+00:00

Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

score 90 · Answer 6 · 2021-04-05T08:01:58+00:00

They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

score 78 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-23T06:07:52+00:00

Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.

But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2026-05-03T16:36:31+00:00

I got 310 mutable to make sure that I could tame a stryder, didn’t realize that it only needed the mutable once….. or that it only needed 3.

score 82 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-17T19:10:44+00:00

Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!

Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?

score 70 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-20T07:44:09+00:00

Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting

The game: *crashes*

score 55 · Answer 11 · 2021-07-22T22:44:03+00:00

I've never seen a strider without a attachment so seeing its head without out it makes me think that it looks like a shaved pistachio nut

score 41 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-28T04:10:40+00:00

1: Abandon your shadomane that you wasted your life on

2: Google how to get a Tek Stryder

3: You get mutagen after a billion years of farming

4: Look for the creature, find it, but a rex kills it

5: Find another

6: It's level two

7: Try to feed it

8: It walks away and you get killed by your shadowmane

9: Find another, level 135 and try to hack it

10: Get it

11: It actually sucks and you don't need a gatherer

12: Turn on creative

13: Use admin rifle to blast it into oblivion

14: Get killed by a spino

15: Uninstall ARK

16: T H E E N D

-Floofff

score 47 · Answer 13 · 2021-05-12T01:14:52+00:00

Horizon zero dawn anyone? More words more words

score 14 · Answer 14 · 2024-08-12T19:56:28+00:00

Anyone remember when ark actually had dinosaurs. Really, me neither.

score 40 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-10T16:42:10+00:00

Ain't nothin gonna brake my stryde

score 35 · Answer 16 · 2020-11-26T03:24:24+00:00

It will look like the AT AT from Star Wars.

score 9 · Answer 17 · 2024-08-06T13:22:43+00:00

When you are short on materials you look at your strider

Strider: how much more work do we have to do?!

Me: until we clear out the WHOLE MAP!

Strider: BRUH WHY HELP ME PLS

score 23 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-23T22:24:02+00:00

It’s a deer on crack that got transformed into a cyborg lol

score 21 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-30T05:50:44+00:00

Horizon Zero Dawn Filing a lawsuit: They copied us!

ARK: ours is a permanent tame though 😏

score 27 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-16T22:04:51+00:00

Prepare the snow speeders, AT-ATs are attacking the rebel base!