“Alexa, why did u follow me here?”

Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?

First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.

But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.

Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!

Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?

I got 310 mutable to make sure that I could tame a stryder, didn’t realize that it only needed the mutable once….. or that it only needed 3.

Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting

The game: *crashes*