What are some funny jokes or stories about the tek stryder? Funny tek stryder jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev5: I need new job…
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*
Horizon Zero Dawn Filing a lawsuit: They copied us!
ARK: ours is a permanent tame though 😏
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it
I've never seen a strider without a attachment so seeing its head without out it makes me think that it looks like a shaved pistachio nut
It’s a deer on crack that got transformed into a cyborg lol
Horizon zero dawn anyone? More words more words
Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!
Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?
In my ignorance I wasted much time and resources to kill this thing, then it blew up in my face.
When it’s June 2nd: REEEEEEEEE YES ITS HERE FINALLY
Gets on and gets killed instantly. Me: All I want is a Maewing 🤕
The stryder poops element shard :/
Ain't nothin gonna brake my stryde
The stryder when you punch it instead of a tree: hello how are you today, DO YOU LIKE MY HOOVES?!?
ok take notes 1:never punch a creature unless necessary 2:ALWAYS bring armour 3:never kill a ichyosaur u monster!4:always bring a friend if your hunting or taming big creatures5:HAVE FUN!
It will look like the AT AT from Star Wars.
Prepare the snow speeders, AT-ATs are attacking the rebel base!
Tek Giraffes YAY I can eat the leaves from the tops of the trees lol
I think ark ran out of idias and is now using stuff from horizon 🤣