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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space…
First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. π€£ I love it
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βAlexa, why did u follow me here?β
Developers meeting-
Dev1: ya know what we need?
Dev2:what?
Dev1:a robot gazelle!
Dev2:do we tho?
Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo
Dev2:β¦
Dev3:..
Dev4:..
Dev5: I need new jobβ¦
They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!
You to the strider: I know your out there! And I know your real!
Probably a blue strider named sonic: NO IM NOTTT!!
(My thoughts when I canβt find a strider until day 1002917339.)
Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.
But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.
Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?
Stryder: Iβm the first giraffe in ark!
Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?
Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting
The game: *crashes*