Me trying to find one me gives up and try’s to spawn one in me can’t me “I have visual distress:l

First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

When I was looking for them I can’t find them but when I gave up I found like 9 of them

They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

1: Abandon your shadomane that you wasted your life on

2: Google how to get a Tek Stryder

3: You get mutagen after a billion years of farming

4: Look for the creature, find it, but a rex kills it

5: Find another

6: It's level two

7: Try to feed it

8: It walks away and you get killed by your shadowmane

9: Find another, level 135 and try to hack it

10: Get it

11: It actually sucks and you don't need a gatherer

12: Turn on creative

13: Use admin rifle to blast it into oblivion

14: Get killed by a spino

15: Uninstall ARK

16: T H E E N D

-Floofff

Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting

The game: *crashes*

Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!

Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?

I've never seen a strider without a attachment so seeing its head without out it makes me think that it looks like a shaved pistachio nut