How to get annoyed

1.find tek stryder

2.lecel is to low

3.hire a hacker to hack it

4.ends up hacking your pc

5.fire your hacker

6.buy a ps5

7.redo process (without hacker)

8.find high level

9.gets killed by rex

10.find one again

11.your friend leads the tek stryders to extinction

12.tek stryders go extinct becaus of your freind

13.get annoyed

14.delete ark

15.instal subnautica

16.get seamoth

17.go to sea treaders path

18.find tek sea treader with extra leg (its a tek styder)

Me: hello?

Tek stryder: it is I tek styder

Me:*rage quits*

Me:*destroys pc and ps5*

Trial passed on how to get annoyed

How to tame

1. Google Tek stryder

2. Get obsessed with it and how cool it is

3. Go on the island and try to find it

4. Try to figure out why you cant find it

5. Google What map do tek stryders spawn on

6. Spend your birthday money on Genesis pt.1

7. Finally find one try taming it

8. Fail

9. Decide it's to much work

10. Go on creative and type Forcetame

11. Tame tek stryder

12. Ride

13. Get sad because it isn't good

14. Type SDF Giga 1 10000000000

15. Name the Giga big boi leave your stryder behind and ride of into the sunset on Big boi

YOU SUCCESSFULLY TAMED A TEK STRYDER!

This thing looks like it was from transformers

The stryder when you punch it instead of a tree: hello how are you today, DO YOU LIKE MY HOOVES?!?

ok take notes 1:never punch a creature unless necessary 2:ALWAYS bring armour 3:never kill a ichyosaur u monster!4:always bring a friend if your hunting or taming big creatures5:HAVE FUN!

is these things had a gun I would name mine THR-1000 EarthMover

Reason: THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS.

SO..?

PICK UP YOUR BRUSH...

AND PAINT THE WORLD RED...

When it’s June 2nd: REEEEEEEEE YES ITS HERE FINALLY

Gets on and gets killed instantly. Me: All I want is a Maewing 🤕

Does anyone else think that this looks a lot like a tall neck in horizon zero dawn

I think ark ran out of idias and is now using stuff from horizon 🤣

“Look it’s a Giraffe” -Patrick Star.

Pc players be like: Bruh part two comes out in December for us? That sucks!

Console players be like: YOU SPOILED DISGRACE!!

Tek Giraffes YAY I can eat the leaves from the tops of the trees lol

The stryder poops element shard :/

Reminds me of the tall necks from Horizon Zero Dawn…

Not to be confused with: strider (Minecraft), or that genus from No Man’s Sky

They are not released yet but they look like rock giraffes🤣

Why does this look like it's from horizon zero dawn

🤔

Decided to have some fun. I made a skin for it but it’s an at at. Invite people to my server with the at ats. Hehe.

#baseDestroyersIfYouHurtThem

Yeah I hate these guys

This is a game breaking creature literally it will break you game grinding for materials