You to the strider: I know your out there! And I know your real!

Probably a blue strider named sonic: NO IM NOTTT!!

(My thoughts when I can’t find a strider until day 1002917339.)

“Alexa, why did u follow me here?”

Ovis been hitting the gym on gen 2 I guess

Welp it looks like ark is in the future not the past!!?

There are like 5 things that I swear are from star wars

First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.

But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.