First we have the emperial bombers(space whales) then the X-wing (space dolphin) NOW A FLIPPIN AT-AT?! What has ark become. 🤣 I love it

Wildcard: Lets add a Stryder totally not from Horizon zero dawn.

But it's actually from horizon zero dawn.

They must be... Hacked? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ARK WHILE I WAS AWAY? ROBOTS EVERYWHERE!

Developers meeting-

Dev1: ya know what we need?

Dev2:what?

Dev1:a robot gazelle!

Dev2:do we tho?

Dev1:not really, I just want toooooo

Dev2:…

Dev3:..

Dev4:..

Dev5: I need new job…

Anyone remember when ark actually had dinosaurs. Really, me neither.

Stryder: goes into Recourse-Dense area and starts harvesting

The game: *crashes*

Stryder: I’m the first giraffe in ark!

Parcatherium: am I a joke to you?

1: Abandon your shadomane that you wasted your life on

2: Google how to get a Tek Stryder

3: You get mutagen after a billion years of farming

4: Look for the creature, find it, but a rex kills it

5: Find another

6: It's level two

7: Try to feed it

8: It walks away and you get killed by your shadowmane

9: Find another, level 135 and try to hack it

10: Get it

11: It actually sucks and you don't need a gatherer

12: Turn on creative

13: Use admin rifle to blast it into oblivion

14: Get killed by a spino

15: Uninstall ARK

16: T H E E N D

-Floofff

I've never seen a strider without a attachment so seeing its head without out it makes me think that it looks like a shaved pistachio nut

This thing looks like it was from transformers

When you are short on materials you look at your strider

Strider: how much more work do we have to do?!

Me: until we clear out the WHOLE MAP!

Strider: BRUH WHY HELP ME PLS

Horizon zero dawn anyone? More words more words

Ain't nothin gonna brake my stryde

“Look it’s a Giraffe” -Patrick Star.

Horizon Zero Dawn Filing a lawsuit: They copied us!

ARK: ours is a permanent tame though 😏

It will look like the AT AT from Star Wars.

It’s a deer on crack that got transformed into a cyborg lol

How to get annoyed

1.find tek stryder

2.lecel is to low

3.hire a hacker to hack it

4.ends up hacking your pc

5.fire your hacker

6.buy a ps5

7.redo process (without hacker)

8.find high level

9.gets killed by rex

10.find one again

11.your friend leads the tek stryders to extinction

12.tek stryders go extinct becaus of your freind

13.get annoyed

14.delete ark

15.instal subnautica

16.get seamoth

17.go to sea treaders path

18.find tek sea treader with extra leg (its a tek styder)

Me: hello?

Tek stryder: it is I tek styder

Me:*rage quits*

Me:*destroys pc and ps5*

Trial passed on how to get annoyed

How to tame

1. Google Tek stryder

2. Get obsessed with it and how cool it is

3. Go on the island and try to find it

4. Try to figure out why you cant find it

5. Google What map do tek stryders spawn on

6. Spend your birthday money on Genesis pt.1

7. Finally find one try taming it

8. Fail

9. Decide it's to much work

10. Go on creative and type Forcetame

11. Tame tek stryder

12. Ride

13. Get sad because it isn't good

14. Type SDF Giga 1 10000000000

15. Name the Giga big boi leave your stryder behind and ride of into the sunset on Big boi

YOU SUCCESSFULLY TAMED A TEK STRYDER!

Prepare the snow speeders, AT-ATs are attacking the rebel base!