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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:Doo doo doo, walking down a cool tunnel
*All the rock drakes look at me*
It was at this moment, when he realized, he F -ed up
If you go there you will never come back
If a megalania and a griffen got together, theyโd make the rock drake.
Warning for others: โ don't do anything in the following message โ
So I have- what? 38 rock drakes? And I was just like, what would happen if I put all of them on wandering and aggressive so they could feed themselves? I did that, now rock drake eggs are everywhere and idk where the parents went ;-;
Always wanted one, never got one.
And for my next trick...a disappearing dino
When humans think they're the badest things on Ark...this is what happens
1.find the egg 2. Run with the egg 3. Let them eat your pet and runs until heโs right behind you๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
He live in da corona virusโs home
If on multiplayer bola your friend put a ton of Bear traps around them and use them as a distraction as you steal the egg
Bro the first two eggs I had ever hatched gave me triplets in both. I have 6 rock drakes. Help.
Istg if I hear one more mobile compliant
ITS FOR FREE SO THEY DON'T GIVE A HECK ABOUT IT
Rock Drakes swim faster than wild spinos and megalodons. Just found that out
Now you see him, now you donโt, now your dead
"IT CAN CAMOUFLAGE!!!" ๐
(Jurrasic world reference)
Me: oh look a rock drake. FORCETAME!
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Rock drake: oh look a rock drake. Hello fellow rock drake
Wild rock drake: YOU HAVE BETRAYED ROCK DRAKE KIND
Ark: your rock drake ( rock drake) was killed by a rock drake
Wild rock drake: I walks byI
Me: FORCETAME
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Nameless: oh a rock drake
Ark: your rock drake ( rock drake) was killed by a namless
Me: another rock drake
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Me: GET IN THE STUPID CRYOPOD
Ark: you froze rock drake
Based on true events
I was just gathering some resources with my raptor called Francisco it came out of nowhere I never screamed so hard and loud after I was flung of the edge of the cliff only seeing that shadow of that thing Francisco left me still in the cave
Spider-Man needs a baby rock drake... you know because it eats venom... not funny... ok
Ark be like... Scorched Earth: Let's have a dragon and call it a wyvern. Aberration: Lets have a dragon with feathers! Exctintion: Let's have a wolf dragon with rocket boosters! Gen 1: lava dragon! Gen2: robo dragon!
Aw crap it's a wyvern run...wait it's a rock drake still run from invisible climbing gliding boi