Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Once upon a time there was a rock drake dad who had a baby rock drake. Let's start the funny story. One day rock drake dad was chatting with baby rock drake. But after a minute, baby rock drake saw another rock drake glide high in the sky. Then,baby rock drake said to daddy rock drake: daddy,why don't rock drakes glide upwards? Daddy rock drake: you'll know when you grow up. Many years later, baby rock drake grew up. Baby rock drake: hey dad I'm now grown up I'm ready to fly! Daddy rock drake: let's see what you've got. Babye rock drake: I BELIEVE I COULD FLY. (Flies upward) (Falls back to ground) Hey why can't I fly? Daddy rock drake: son, rock drakes don't have breastbones and are too big and heavy to fly. So that's why we glide. Baby rock drake: GGAAH I HATE BEING A ROCK DRAKE.
