What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just stole my first drake ever and it was on fjordur. I play on difficulty 5 and got a 180 egg. When I hatched it, it was triplets
Obi wan owned a rock drake in episode 3
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have no idea,
but it’s right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
It's like a giant microraptor.
Does it mean it's a macroraptor?
Shot at one... forgot they can climb.
Me: *new to fjorder*
Rock drake: boo
Me: OH FU-
Rock drake: hElLo
Rock drake:*goes invisible*
Rock drake:*apears infront of me*
Me: WHAT THE HE- HOW DID-
Rock drake: *goes invisble*
Me: DUDEEEEEEEEEE A FRICKEN INVISIBLE LIZARDDD
Me: wh- *logs off*
Rock drake: well screw it *logs out*
You know something it tough when it eats venom as a baby...
I meant to drop the egg and I ate it
The gliding murder lizard of aberration. Just what i wanted for Christmas
Who thinks that it should be in Genesis part 2
I RAN through the cavern with like.... 5 high level eggs on me and the way it looked with me running on the bottom of the cavern and all of these chasing me it was Indiana Jones but instead of a rolling ball it’s giant murder lizards
Let's make a new creature lol
Sure what's it gonna be
Make it like a wyvern
Throw it in radiation
Throw it in glue and feathers
Make it so they glide
Make it so they are nearly impossible to see with invisibly
You have to collect their eggs with 90000000000 of them trying to kill you
Isn't that a bit o-
Also it can climb rocks
Q U I E T
Yeah come take a look.
Played aberration. Tamed giant crab. Stole low level rock drake egg. Hatched it. Got wrecked by a reaper.
THIS IS HOW ABBERATION WORKS PEOPLE!!!!
Me: grabs egg*
Rock drakes: COME HERE BOIII
Also me: oh crap oh crap
That one insanely fast drake:
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!!!!
You were killed by a rock drake- level 999
NEVER run from drakes on foot. Bring a decent megalosaurus or maybe and andrewsarchus.
Also never do down without a fight
Don’t you just love it when these things are invisible and they jump at you?
Is it just me or is it confusing you unlock the TEK saddle at level 47 but yet you get the trashy normal saddle at level 75 !?!
Not the same Drake as you see on MTV. Instead this one murders you and your entire family.
It's gonna be so fun to mess with alphas using these
I once went to find aome eggs and i saw about 10 of them BREAKDANCING
Istg if I hear one more mobile compliant
ITS FOR FREE SO THEY DON'T GIVE A HECK ABOUT IT