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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2019-12-06T14:24:32+00:00

Drake? DRAKE? WUTTTTT?! WUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT????!!!

score 328 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-28T07:27:14+00:00

Obi wan owned a rock drake in episode 3

score 314 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-11T18:19:10+00:00

It's like a giant microraptor.
Does it mean it's a macroraptor?

score 297 · Answer 4 · 2017-12-16T15:53:41+00:00

Shot at one... forgot they can climb.

score 255 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-18T17:16:04+00:00

You know something it tough when it eats venom as a baby...

score 244 · Answer 6 · 2017-12-20T07:45:49+00:00

The gliding murder lizard of aberration. Just what i wanted for Christmas

score 165 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-13T21:05:59+00:00

Don’t you just love it when these things are invisible and they jump at you?

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2019-11-20T00:55:25+00:00

Aw crap it's a wyvern run...wait it's a rock drake still run from invisible climbing gliding boi

score 143 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-12T23:51:24+00:00

Not the same Drake as you see on MTV. Instead this one murders you and your entire family.

score 130 · Answer 10 · 2017-12-12T00:23:35+00:00

It's gonna be so fun to mess with alphas using these

score 113 · Answer 11 · 2017-12-16T15:29:59+00:00

It's da swooshing wooshing wyvern of the caves

score 99 · Answer 12 · 2017-12-13T01:30:10+00:00

It’s badass, glides, and turns invisible, what els do you need to know to want one?

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2019-09-27T22:30:38+00:00

Me:Doo doo doo, walking down a cool tunnel

*All the rock drakes look at me*

It was at this moment, when he realized, he F -ed up

score 55 · Answer 14 · 2018-03-22T19:33:38+00:00

This isn't flying, this is falling with style

score 61 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-02T20:53:07+00:00

Playing with my friend see some weird glowing blue stuff, went to get closer look. GUESS WHAT IT WAS

score 51 · Answer 16 · 2018-01-24T16:30:54+00:00

Was in drake cavern, heard a weird gliding noise, looked to my right and saw one very close running at me, I need a new pair of pants

score 48 · Answer 17 · 2018-01-03T00:07:32+00:00

If a megalania and a griffen got together, they’d make the rock drake.

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-09-05T10:24:48+00:00

An Upgraded dienoychus on all fours

score 35 · Answer 19 · 2018-01-11T03:56:39+00:00

And for my next trick...a disappearing dino

score 33 · Answer 20 · 2018-01-11T03:55:56+00:00

When humans think they're the badest things on Ark...this is what happens