Obi wan owned a rock drake in episode 3

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

you have no idea,

but it’s right behind you...

The roses are wilted

And the violets are dying

You just got eaten

And your tribe mate is crying

It's like a giant microraptor.

Does it mean it's a macroraptor?

Shot at one... forgot they can climb.

I meant to drop the egg and I ate it

I quit

You know something it tough when it eats venom as a baby...

I RAN through the cavern with like.... 5 high level eggs on me and the way it looked with me running on the bottom of the cavern and all of these chasing me it was Indiana Jones but instead of a rolling ball it’s giant murder lizards

The gliding murder lizard of aberration. Just what i wanted for Christmas

Hey Bob!

Yeah?

Let's make a new creature lol

Sure what's it gonna be

Make it like a wyvern

Ok

Throw it in radiation

Ok

Throw it in glue and feathers

Ok

Make it so they glide

Ok...

Make it so they are nearly impossible to see with invisibly

Uhhh

You have to collect their eggs with 90000000000 of them trying to kill you

Isn't that a bit o-

Also it can climb rocks

B-

Q U I E T

Ok done

Really?

Yeah come take a look.

You know I don’t know about this but why do you get the tek saddle at 47 and the normal saddle at 74

ARK Explain

Is it just me or is it confusing you unlock the TEK saddle at level 47 but yet you get the trashy normal saddle at level 75 !?!

Don’t you just love it when these things are invisible and they jump at you?

Not the same Drake as you see on MTV. Instead this one murders you and your entire family.

I once went to find aome eggs and i saw about 10 of them BREAKDANCING

It's gonna be so fun to mess with alphas using these

I had a rockdrake, Sunberry. i tried to transmit her to Genesis. She got uploaded, then my gane crashed. I got back and she was nowhere to be found.

RIP Sunberry

Me:...

Rock drake: can I eat u?

Me: sure I’m lo-

Rock drake:wat

Easy way to take care of this:

Step 1: get a friend

Step 2: bola them

Step 3:RUN

Your Megalania is evolving...

(I cant be asked to do the stupid ‘Duh’s)

Your Megalania evolved into a Rock Drake.

Your Megalania is evolving...

(I cant be asked to do the stupid ‘Duh’s)

Your Megalania evolved into a Rock Drake.