What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
Obi wan owned a rock drake in episode 3
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have no idea,
but it’s right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
It's like a giant microraptor.
Does it mean it's a macroraptor?
Shot at one... forgot they can climb.
I meant to drop the egg and I ate it
You know something it tough when it eats venom as a baby...
I RAN through the cavern with like.... 5 high level eggs on me and the way it looked with me running on the bottom of the cavern and all of these chasing me it was Indiana Jones but instead of a rolling ball it’s giant murder lizards
The gliding murder lizard of aberration. Just what i wanted for Christmas
Let's make a new creature lol
Sure what's it gonna be
Make it like a wyvern
Throw it in radiation
Throw it in glue and feathers
Make it so they glide
Make it so they are nearly impossible to see with invisibly
You have to collect their eggs with 90000000000 of them trying to kill you
Isn't that a bit o-
Also it can climb rocks
Q U I E T
Yeah come take a look.
You know I don’t know about this but why do you get the tek saddle at 47 and the normal saddle at 74
Is it just me or is it confusing you unlock the TEK saddle at level 47 but yet you get the trashy normal saddle at level 75 !?!
Don’t you just love it when these things are invisible and they jump at you?
Not the same Drake as you see on MTV. Instead this one murders you and your entire family.
I once went to find aome eggs and i saw about 10 of them BREAKDANCING
It's gonna be so fun to mess with alphas using these
I had a rockdrake, Sunberry. i tried to transmit her to Genesis. She got uploaded, then my gane crashed. I got back and she was nowhere to be found.
Rock drake: can I eat u?
Me: sure I’m lo-
Easy way to take care of this:
Step 1: get a friend
Step 2: bola them
Your Megalania is evolving...
(I cant be asked to do the stupid ‘Duh’s)
Your Megalania evolved into a Rock Drake.