Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
When the land is soaked in blood and tears the drakets will come
When the war has lasted 20 years the drakets will come
Find the drake egg of deepest blue, scales of night shall come to you
The largest egg in mountain hi go will give you the scales of sky
Find the egg the color of drake blood hidden alone from the rival queens the sand egg awaits unseen
Of three queens who blister, blaze and burn
Two shall die and one shall learn
If she bows to a fait that’s stronger and higher she’ll have the power of scales of fire
5 drakets to hatch on brightest night to end the fight…
Hey Bob!
Yeah?
Let's make a new creature lol
Sure what's it gonna be
Make it like a wyvern
Ok
Throw it in radiation
Ok
Throw it in glue and feathers
Ok
Make it so they glide
Ok...
Make it so they are nearly impossible to see with invisibly
Uhhh
You have to collect their eggs with 90000000000 of them trying to kill you
Isn't that a bit o-
Also it can climb rocks
B-
Q U I E T
Ok done
Really?
Yeah come take a look.
Me: *new to fjorder*
Rock drake: boo
Me: OH FU-
Rock drake: hElLo
Me: *running*
Rock drake:*goes invisible*
Me:*still running*
Rock drake:*apears infront of me*
Me: WHAT THE HE- HOW DID-
Rock drake: *goes invisble*
Me: RUNN
*friend joins*
Me: DUDEEEEEEEEEE A FRICKEN INVISIBLE LIZARDDD
friend: *leaves*
Me: wh- *logs off*
Rock drake: well screw it *logs out*