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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey Bob!
Yeah?
Let's make a new creature lol
Sure what's it gonna be
Make it like a wyvern
Ok
Throw it in radiation
Ok
Throw it in glue and feathers
Ok
Make it so they glide
Ok...
Make it so they are nearly impossible to see with invisibly
Uhhh
You have to collect their eggs with 90000000000 of them trying to kill you
Isn't that a bit o-
Also it can climb rocks
B-
Q U I E T
Ok done
Really?
Yeah come take a look.
Me: *new to fjorder*
Rock drake: boo
Me: OH FU-
Rock drake: hElLo
Me: *running*
Rock drake:*goes invisible*
Me:*still running*
Rock drake:*apears infront of me*
Me: WHAT THE HE- HOW DID-
Rock drake: *goes invisble*
Me: RUNN
*friend joins*
Me: DUDEEEEEEEEEE A FRICKEN INVISIBLE LIZARDDD
friend: *leaves*
Me: wh- *logs off*
Rock drake: well screw it *logs out*
When the war has lasted 20 years, the drakonets will come. When the land is soaked in blood and tears, the drakonets will come.
Find the sea drake egg of deepest blue, feathers of Night will come to you,
Find the egg in mountains high, will give to you the scales of Sky.
For Earth drake, search through the mud for an egg the color of Drake blood.
And hidden among rival queens, the Sand Drake egg awaits unseen.
Of three Queens who Blister, Blaze, and Burn. Two shall die and one shall learn, If she bows to a fate that is Stronger and Higher, She'll have the power of Fangs of Fire.
Five Drakes born on the brightest night, Five Drakes born to end the fight, Light shall rise to end the Night
The Drakonets are coming...