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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you go there you will never come back
Me:ok argy wait here I will get the egg you wait here
Argy:hey look behind you
Me:why?
THERE IS A FREAKING CREATURE BIHIND YOU!!!
:human was killed by rock drake lvl 150
:your argy lvl 89 was killed by rock drake
Obi wan owned a rock drake in episode 3
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have no idea,
but itโs right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
It's like a giant microraptor.
Does it mean it's a macroraptor?
Shot at one... forgot they can climb.
I just stole my first drake ever and it was on fjordur. I play on difficulty 5 and got a 180 egg. When I hatched it, it was triplets
You know something it tough when it eats venom as a baby...
The gliding murder lizard of aberration. Just what i wanted for Christmas
I meant to drop the egg and I ate it
I quit
I RAN through the cavern with like.... 5 high level eggs on me and the way it looked with me running on the bottom of the cavern and all of these chasing me it was Indiana Jones but instead of a rolling ball itโs giant murder lizards
Hey Bob!
Yeah?
Let's make a new creature lol
Sure what's it gonna be
Make it like a wyvern
Ok
Throw it in radiation
Ok
Throw it in glue and feathers
Ok
Make it so they glide
Ok...
Make it so they are nearly impossible to see with invisibly
Uhhh
You have to collect their eggs with 90000000000 of them trying to kill you
Isn't that a bit o-
Also it can climb rocks
B-
Q U I E T
Ok done
Really?
Yeah come take a look.
Donโt you just love it when these things are invisible and they jump at you?
Gotta love how when you kill its mom and steal the egg, not just the dad comes after you nooooooo, its the ENTIRE COLONY OF ROCK DRAKES.
Me: *new to fjorder*
Rock drake: boo
Me: OH FU-
Rock drake: hElLo
Me: *running*
Rock drake:*goes invisible*
Me:*still running*
Rock drake:*apears infront of me*
Me: WHAT THE HE- HOW DID-
Rock drake: *goes invisble*
Me: RUNN
*friend joins*
Me: DUDEEEEEEEEEE A FRICKEN INVISIBLE LIZARDDD
friend: *leaves*
Me: wh- *logs off*
Rock drake: well screw it *logs out*
Not the same Drake as you see on MTV. Instead this one murders you and your entire family.
Is it just me or is it confusing you unlock the TEK saddle at level 47 but yet you get the trashy normal saddle at level 75 !?!
It's gonna be so fun to mess with alphas using these
Played aberration. Tamed giant crab. Stole low level rock drake egg. Hatched it. Got wrecked by a reaper.
THIS IS HOW ABBERATION WORKS PEOPLE!!!!
1.find the egg 2. Run with the egg 3. Let them eat your pet and runs until heโs right behind you๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐