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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Once upon a time there was a rock drake dad who had a baby rock drake. Let's start the funny story. One day rock drake dad was chatting with baby rock drake. But after a minute, baby rock drake saw another rock drake glide high in the sky. Then,baby rock drake said to daddy rock drake: daddy,why don't rock drakes glide upwards? Daddy rock drake: you'll know when you grow up. Many years later, baby rock drake grew up. Baby rock drake: hey dad I'm now grown up I'm ready to fly! Daddy rock drake: let's see what you've got. Babye rock drake: I BELIEVE I COULD FLY. (Flies upward) (Falls back to ground) Hey why can't I fly? Daddy rock drake: son, rock drakes don't have breastbones and are too big and heavy to fly. So that's why we glide. Baby rock drake: GGAAH I HATE BEING A ROCK DRAKE.
More Rock Drake Funny Tips
Obi wan owned a rock drake in episode 3
Me: hmmmβ¦ smells kinda toxic in these areasβ¦
Me: whatβs that sound? I canβt hear anything
Rock drake: ROAR
me: AAAAAAHHHH
guess what happens next
Shot at one... forgot they can climb.
It's like a giant microraptor.
Does it mean it's a macroraptor?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have no idea,
but itβs right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
You know something it tough when it eats venom as a baby...
The gliding murder lizard of aberration. Just what i wanted for Christmas
Get an egg hatch it and let it grow. When full grown then paint it black and name it toothless. transfer to another server and only kill people at night with invisibilitie on . For lightning like projectiles get the tech saddle and shoot people with that.
I meant to drop the egg and I ate it
I quit
I just stole my first drake ever and it was on fjordur. I play on difficulty 5 and got a 180 egg. When I hatched it, it was triplets