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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rock drake? Funny rock drake jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: oh look a rock drake. FORCETAME!
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Rock drake: oh look a rock drake. Hello fellow rock drake
Wild rock drake: YOU HAVE BETRAYED ROCK DRAKE KIND
Ark: your rock drake ( rock drake) was killed by a rock drake
Wild rock drake: I walks byI
Me: FORCETAME
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Nameless: oh a rock drake
Ark: your rock drake ( rock drake) was killed by a namless
Me: another rock drake
Ark: you have tamed a rock drake
Me: GET IN THE STUPID CRYOPOD
Ark: you froze rock drake
Based on true events
Ark Creator: We need more creatures like that Melgolania but let’s have it be able to glide! AND also let’s have be able to cloak and have it only be able to be tamed by stealing an egg and feeding the baby cyanide!
Ark Creator 2: This is sounding extre- Ark Creator: And let’s make it super fast and way more powerful than the megolania…
Ark creator 2: Are you sure?
Ark creator: YES! But because I am nice like the guy that made the bloodstalker and Reaper, we will take away its poison!
Ark creator 2: Okay…
Hello there guys here is recipe to make one 🙂
First:place a bed
Second: get a griffin and a Megalainia
Put them under the bed let them do there stuff..
Then at least 4 mins you will have a rock drake:)
DO NOT ASK WHAT THEY DID UNDER THERE
Works in every map😊
Hope this was helpful MAKE SURE TO OIKE THIS TIP
Bob: oh no! My griffin ran away! Five years later……. Bob: Griffin! Where where you! Griffin: meet my kid, Rock Drake 😃. Bob: You have a kid?! Griffin: and of course my wife, Megaliana! Bob: You have a wife?! Five more years later…… Rock drake: *becomes an official species* And that my friend, is how Rock drakes came to be….