Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: harvesting stuff
Rex: hey please tame me
Me: notices Rex
Rex: why he looking at me like that erm
Me: DIE REX DIE DIE DIE
Rex: but I just want to have a tea party
Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Rex: but I just wanted a tea party
Rex: *dies* *rex floating to heaven*
Giga: *kills me*
Me: *falling into hell*
So let me tell you a story..
Once upon a time when new to ark my tribe and me had conquered the ultimate level 50 rex...oh what a battle.. So many deaths...but in the end all worth it for this one badass unit, we were 3 so we let our friend Kyo take the rex back to base while we packed up... As we went after him we then see a red name on top of the screen...oh our faces...he drowned the f thing by mistake that's why friends don't let others pick up your Dinos :)
Jurrassic park: The Rex is blind when you don’t move, it can only see active movement
T. Rex: (WALKS TOWARDS US)
Me and my tribe mate: (STANDING STILL)
T. rex: (KEEPS WALKING)
My tribemate: My dear friend, Rexes are blind when you don’t mov-
Chat: Your tribemate has been mauled
My other tribemate behind me: kill him!
Me: (I turn around)
Me: (I take my bola out and bola my tribemate)
Me: (I run away to escape since I used my tribemate as distraction food)
Once I was playing the game peacefully and suddenly I’m chopping a tree and all of a sudden two bronto come and one trex they start to fight I’m just standing there in front and then accedentally the trex bites me instead of bronto and bronto smash me with its legs then I’m 3D to 2D.I WANT CREATIVE PASS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!