Me flying around ; hey look an alpha Rex! Let’s get a trap set and tame it!

Rex ; *looks at me *

Me ; *is stupid and get off max level griffin to shoot it trying to show off but ps4 battery dies *

Also plug in your controllers kids. Oh and R.I.P pumpkin!

Me:tames the rex and thinks im invincible

Also me:*sees giga* F**K THIS SHIT IM OUT

The best way to tame a Rex is with one single item, a forcetame. They only require one and they’re yours. And the best part is they won’t need a saddle!

There's two ways of doing this, the easy way and the hard way.Easy way:Enable creative mode, the rest will take its course.Hard way:Read the other tips.

(This is true) I was looking at Dododex to find a red and one minute later I couldn’t not find a rex then they all fought brontos and some how they all died

Tap on this message to be thoroughly annoyed, then just scroll down alot.

Good job.

Meep

Meepmeep

baseball bat I choose you

*baseball bat noises*

???

Screee screee i now take ur knee

And now spot the differences

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Meepmeep im not a sheep

Less words :

I died 3 times a longneckasaurs killed me a megalodon killed me and some other dinosaur but this all happened while the Rex was unconscious and being tamed lol

Real men nok these out with clubs. Real men die. Real fast.

I found one and it was stuck in between two trees I went to kill it and I got stuck as well and couldn’t move then the Rex got out and killed my Dino but I was still stuck in the tree

I killed it when I was level 10 using a sling shot of course I was on a cliff...I forgot how many times my Sling broke

It will still eat u alive and throw away the garbage

Real men just look at it funny and it goes down.

If he scream at you you scream back at him to show who is real men

Singer of he sees you when your sleeping: it sees you when your movivg it know sif you had stopped so for all sake and critmas this year dont move at

Me:okay

10 seconds later

Me:why is it walking up to me

See 1 don't shoot is like my bother

Has anyone seen this thing's stats on level 800? Because I have. You legit need 470 odd tranq arrows.

A level 10 noobie living in the beach with a thatch house.

He: *killing a dodo* I am the king of the world!!

A T-rex comes.

He: hello, big guy.

*it kills his lvl 1 dodo*

He: BAD BOY

1 milliseconds later

You got killed by a lvl -100 T-rex

If your ever sad, just imagine a t rex trying to make a bed. Who can be upset with that image in their head?!

Hi new friend how are you today*friend bolas me*hey what was that for?friend:u are going to lose ur life. Me:what th-

You where killed by a alpha rex-lvl 30

Me:I'm going to kill him 😡😈😠

Someone please tell me why a lvl 7 took one arrow to the head ?