Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
They are so cute Iโm gonna tame them with no fly only a crossbow
3 lvl 100 trikes come up to my 500% melee damage Rex you think your funny donโt you?
... donโt try to knock it out with a slingshot if itโs a high level... learn from my mistakes ๐
Me: *tames a rex*
Every creature on the island: โonce she reaches level 74 weโre screwedโ
Everyone is talking about how rexes are so dumb and easy to kill and im over here cowering in my thatch hut with nothing but a dodo parasuar equus and raptor ._.
So basically... It's the Anakin of the dinosaurs lol
My rex 50 lv got killed by a piranha
Escaped 2 on a trike theyre slow af
Me flying around ; hey look an alpha Rex! Letโs get a trap set and tame it!
Rex ; *looks at me *
Me ; *is stupid and get off max level griffin to shoot it trying to show off but ps4 battery dies *
Also plug in your controllers kids. Oh and R.I.P pumpkin!
Me:tames the rex and thinks im invincible
Also me:*sees giga* F**K THIS SHIT IM OUT
The best way to tame a Rex is with one single item, a forcetame. They only require one and theyโre yours. And the best part is they wonโt need a saddle!
There's two ways of doing this, the easy way and the hard way.Easy way:Enable creative mode, the rest will take its course.Hard way:Read the other tips.
(This is true) I was looking at Dododex to find a red and one minute later I couldnโt not find a rex then they all fought brontos and some how they all died
Perdi minha argentavis prum rex ๐ข๐ข
Tap on this message to be thoroughly annoyed, then just scroll down alot.
Good job.
Meep
Meepmeep
baseball bat I choose you
*baseball bat noises*
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Screee screee i now take ur knee
And now spot the differences
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Dont forget ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
Meepmeep im not a sheep
Less words :
I died 3 times a longneckasaurs killed me a megalodon killed me and some other dinosaur but this all happened while the Rex was unconscious and being tamed lol
Real men nok these out with clubs. Real men die. Real fast.
I found one and it was stuck in between two trees I went to kill it and I got stuck as well and couldnโt move then the Rex got out and killed my Dino but I was still stuck in the tree
I killed it when I was level 10 using a sling shot of course I was on a cliff...I forgot how many times my Sling broke
It will still eat u alive and throw away the garbage