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Jurrassic park: The Rex is blind when you don’t move, it can only see active movement

T. Rex: (WALKS TOWARDS US)

Me and my tribe mate: (STANDING STILL)

T. rex: (KEEPS WALKING)

My tribemate: My dear friend, Rexes are blind when you don’t mov-

Chat: Your tribemate has been mauled

My other tribemate behind me: kill him!

Me: (I turn around)

Me: (I take my bola out and bola my tribemate)

Me: (I run away to escape since I used my tribemate as distraction food)

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