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Me: harvesting stuff

Rex: hey please tame me

Me: notices Rex

Rex: why he looking at me like that erm

Me: DIE REX DIE DIE DIE

Rex: but I just want to have a tea party

Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Rex: but I just wanted a tea party

Rex: *dies* *rex floating to heaven*

Giga: *kills me*

Me: *falling into hell*

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