What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Real men knock it out with a slingshot
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
Don't be a wimp and use your fists
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
Rex: I’m the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?
Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight
Bring a wooden club and a dodo
You don't have to be faster then the Rex just faster then your tribe mate.
Real men only use a cliff and tranq arrows to tame this beast
I came, I saw, I ran.
Since when can Rex's climb cliffs like spider man
Real men take it down with nothing but fists.
Bola your friend and run like hell
Real men punch it out them tame it just by staring into its eyes.
Ignore jurassic park's advice. Run as fast as possible