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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex?
Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Oct 6, 2016
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
Nov 17, 2016
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
Oct 5, 2016
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
Jan 13, 2017
You don't have to be faster then the Rex just faster then your tribe mate.
Jan 8, 2017
You can use the normal darts or arrows. But the fastest way to tame a Rex .
Get under its belly as fast as you can and rub its belly, instant tame :) all you new player try it out and you'll be riding like a king like us vets !!
2 days ago
I saw a prehistoric barny...help me.
Nov 22, 2016
I came, I saw, I ran.
Jan 9, 2017
Real men take it down with nothing but fists.
Jan 22, 2017
Bola your friend and run like hell
2 days ago
Why does my tribe run I kill it with my 150 giga or tek rifle and my tribe members run
Jan 4, 2017
Ignore jurassic park's advice. Run as fast as possible
Jan 2, 2017
Be sure you have a Dodo to cuddle with it before you die
Jan 4, 2017
He just wants to be loved.
Jan 19, 2017
Okay I'm just gonna close my eyes. If I can't see him, he can't see me.
2 weeks ago
Was collecting some mats and when the rock id been beating on finally collapsed. This big boy was standing right behind it staring at me.
Nov 8, 2017
I once jad a rex stick its head through the wall of my base and my tribe mate is just sitting there screaming "GO AWAY I DON'T WANT TO SAVE 15% WHEN SWITCHING TO GEICO!!!!!!"
Dec 27, 2016
Hey watch this, *last words a red neck said*
Aug 31, 2017
Use the toilet! It's your only defense. Trust that one guy in Jurassic Park.
Aug 30, 2017
Step 1: craft boomerang
Step 2: bola friend
Step 3: find ledge
Step 4: LEEEEEEERRROOOOOY JENKINS
step 5: wash yourself in the blood of the Rex
or die a lot and have your friend be mad at you
4 weeks ago
When taming bring bolas also check your tribemates movement speed.