What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tame a rex and force it to sing "he's shaun the sheep"
Step 1:tame good para
Step 2:find rex
Step 3:make para pasive and shoot rex in the tooshie😆😆😆😆
half of the people on earth : uses gates and stuff Other half : uses rocks me : uses god console while on the floor
Rex : OH HELLO THERE
me and Galy : not today lol
MicroRap : "Join the server"
Me : "droped from galy" oh no
How to sum up a t-rex: I WILL KILL ALL OF HUMANITY!
except for my little hands °^°
Comedy.
Yall actin like its soo scary but I knocked out 2 with only a few tranq arrows and a primitive bow
If you run into this guy with a friend
Pull out your bola
Chuck it at ur friend
RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYY
🤣🤣🤣
Me: oh look a Rex
The Rex minding his own business
Me: I wanna pet it
The Rex: OH GOSH ITS HIM
In America you reX eat you. IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU EAT REX. Good tip for low level players move to Russia
Indominuis rex story by Jedi by the way
You gotta get a purple rex and name it "Barney"
Yeee
This is the exact roar, the memes never lie
Real survivors knock this big boy with their fists to show their true worthy as a hunter. -Squirrely
Before taming on se or the island I would get a high stam kapro
Rex: hey do you like your tames?
New player: yes, why?
Rex: well they’re gone now.
NP: wait why?
Rex: I didn’t like them, do you want them back?
NP: yes
New player lvl 1 was killed by a wild rex lvl 3
When you get the achievement rex rider:👁👄👁😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Once my tribe mate when out on a metal run on our Rex and five allos attacked him at once. Then he got stuck in a rock and died and turned off his console and didnt play until 2 weeks later.
how to tame rex
1.Take out bola
2.bola rex
3.put meat in last slot
4. Run after feed
5.its a passive tame and great starter Dino
6.good luck new players
7.do not die
The OG of dinosaurs history
Find Rex.
Get Rexes attention.
Just before it attacks you eat organic polymer to yeet Rex into Ark2