Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: harvesting stuff
Rex: hey please tame me
Me: notices Rex
Rex: why he looking at me like that erm
Me: DIE REX DIE DIE DIE
Rex: but I just want to have a tea party
Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Rex: but I just wanted a tea party
Rex: *dies* *rex floating to heaven*
Giga: *kills me*
Me: *falling into hell*
So let me tell you a story..
Once upon a time when new to ark my tribe and me had conquered the ultimate level 50 rex...oh what a battle.. So many deaths...but in the end all worth it for this one badass unit, we were 3 so we let our friend Kyo take the rex back to base while we packed up... As we went after him we then see a red name on top of the screen...oh our faces...he drowned the f thing by mistake that's why friends don't let others pick up your Dinos :)