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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2019-06-09T23:38:51+00:00

*Rex falls unconscious*

PETA: *Triggered*

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-06-05T17:13:44+00:00

Hellohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-05-26T18:26:32+00:00

Don't worry about having a tame, the obese lizard is slower than your character (usually), although having a tame would be good. Bring lots of tranq arrows and hope ol Angersaurus rex goes down.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-25T17:19:52+00:00

I was 16 lvl… But Rex was very close to kill me..🥺

Thanks a lot my Best friend for protection… Rex is the MONSTER 🦖🦖🦖

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-09T02:51:50+00:00

I had an level 90 Rex called titte the admin gave it to me but then my one friend entered the tribe he instantly took the Rex out of the tribe and the turrets killed it rip titte

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-08T18:46:45+00:00

i love it when i started i tamed a level 1 rex and i was like:IM THE STRONGEST

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-04T17:10:25+00:00

When I leave a server. I always unclaimed my dinos. Set them to max aggressive and wander.

I want to see if I can have them follow a tame on wander then unclaimed It. Have them follow a high health mate boosted turtle.

Then I'll have a wandering murder pack when I leave servers.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-04T13:53:07+00:00

What was that about awful eyesight?

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-04T13:51:20+00:00

Alan grant : don’t move a muscle.

Paul, Amanda, (I think that is her name) the other guy with the parachute. (I forgot his name.) all move a muscle and run.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-10-31T01:31:59+00:00

The Box Taming Strat!

10/10 rexes hate this method!

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-10-30T03:06:23+00:00

Found a 130 Rex the thing kept getting distracted and changing around parasaurs so I picked one up with ol'argi and led it in a box and it lost its will to attack anything even when other dinos went in the box and just walked out

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-29T22:47:56+00:00

The funny thing is I was on my lv. 71 arg ( big vulture ) and I was flying around it and it just didn’t attack just walked around next to me my main theory is that I helped him kill a dip but idk :3

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-10-29T12:11:10+00:00

If you see an alpha rex in Drayo's cove then get your best tame out whistle it to stop and then run

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-10-28T01:07:10+00:00

Real men knock them out with their fists and tame them with berries. Your not just a little boy that ACTUALLY uses armor meat and tranqs are you????

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2022-10-23T08:48:20+00:00

Take a gun and shoot in the Face

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2022-10-08T16:21:14+00:00

dumbies get killed by rexes cuz they were trying to knock it out with a slingshot

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2022-10-05T00:57:02+00:00

I highly recommend to tame this big boy before going for the butthole tickler chicken, but as im so smart i suffered for 1 hour taming the chicken and then tamed the rex

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-10-03T18:30:20+00:00

It got killed by A pegomax so I don't tame much of them.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-09-19T17:59:10+00:00

( in this I am Rex talking to player )

IN THIS FOREST I AM GOD!

YOU MUST DIE

oof....

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-09-11T21:51:59+00:00

I was playing with a friend and we saw a Rex (he had never seen one before) I said, "If you don’t move it can’t see you!". That was a fun day.