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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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I’m chilling, taming a diplo (why not?) when I see one of these bois. I…

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I’m chilling, taming a diplo (why not?) when I see one of these bois. I killed that boi with a simple shotgun, didn’t even get hurt, and got the Rex bone-r ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) skin. So I’m there, praising myself, but then I realized an egg.

Yup, I assumed a Rex’s gender XD

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Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.

Step 2- Don't be a pansy

Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man

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Ride off the back of a pyromane and knock a 135 xrex out like me and tame it free hand no kibble go to the snow biome and pick up a mutten buffet

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Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......

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If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.

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Real men knock it out with a slingshot

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If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?

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There once was a rex called Paul,

Who stood about 15 feet tall,

Use tranq arrows or darts,

Straight to his heart or

You'll struggle to tame him at all.

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If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run

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Rex: I’m the king of ark!

Giga is now online

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Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight

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