Me: GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT!?!? I TEMED ONE SUPER EASY AND TOOK ZERO DAMAGE!!! AND IT WAS A TEK ONE TOO!!!!!

Friend: Bro...

Me: What?

Friend: YOU WERE IN CREATIVE DUDE!!!!!!!!

Me: Fine I was

Oh my gosh i loved typing this XD (and yes I did tame a tek one in creative and his name is "BIG TEK NON-MECK GUY" because I have a mak called "BIG GUY" and he is the bigger mek (remember I was in creative))

-MrCheeseCow

Just punch it you crybaby it a small Dino very easy

Umbikoo(⁠ ⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⁠⌢⁠⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀⁠) myreeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: Oh dude watch out a rex!

Friend (BEACH BOB): Ooooooooh are these the big chickens?

Me: No those things at the beach were

Beach bob: what level is it?

Me: Im not sticking around to find out see ya

Beach bob: OK!

1 ark day later

Beach bob (faintly): hey dude

Me: Where are you

Beach bob: Oops let me come out

Me: oh my god

Beach bob (tamed a level 227 rex): What wrong

Me: How did you tame that rex and get the saddle ur level 19

Beach bob: THE DODOS DID IT

Narrator: and the beach bob goes on to battle the alpha overseer

Me: he doesebt even have any artifacts or trophies

Narrator: THE DODOS DID IT

THE END (or is it)

How to tame it

1 run up to it with your fist

2 bring your teammates

3 run away as your teammates die

4 morn for them

5 leave the tride

6 ……………….no help your team

The Trex I'm not scared of anything except those points to the dodo what the Trex thinks the dodo is a chicken Trex I do not want to be a chicken!! U scare me the do giga walk's the giga look's at the rex what u scared of u a Trex the Trex points to the dodo the giga start's screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh run I don't want to be a chicken!!!!!! Dodo start walking to them they get scared a another dodo comes in and starts walking to them they both go to the corner the alll the dodos walk in and starts chasing them they both start screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh out the room all the Dinos look at them run they all start laughing all laughing until they huge bang noise everyone's stop's and looks at the door bang the dodo hybrid rex fire breathing monster has came all the dodo start singing a extinct song the dodo's all become one the Trex and giga say this why we scared of those chicken's all the dodos say who are calling a chicken everything started running and screaming

If we can reach a 100 ups I make a part two on giga have a nice day

Real men knock it out with fist and tame with cooked fish

It’s easy to tame just dodge him like Tokyo drifting and done that’s how I got my first rex😏

Real men knock it out with fist

Bro! It’s REXY! From Jurassic world!👍🏻👀😀😃😄😁😆😁😁😄😃😃

I tamed my Rex like a real man and started shooting it in the face and playing ring around the rosey with it

Everyone says that you should bola your tribe mate but if you don’t move he won’t go for him because he’s stuck

Mating calls pt 4

Inhales

(Pt 3 is in bronto

That kill easy and fast and I died right off the bat

My dodo bird 3 shorted a level 95 rex. Maybe they’re not as strong as they look. 🧐

I was 16 lvl… But Rex was very close to kill me..🥺

Thanks a lot my Best friend for protection… Rex is the MONSTER 🦖🦖🦖

I had an level 90 Rex called titte the admin gave it to me but then my one friend entered the tribe he instantly took the Rex out of the tribe and the turrets killed it rip titte

i love it when i started i tamed a level 1 rex and i was like:IM THE STRONGEST

When I leave a server. I always unclaimed my dinos. Set them to max aggressive and wander.

I want to see if I can have them follow a tame on wander then unclaimed It. Have them follow a high health mate boosted turtle.

Then I'll have a wandering murder pack when I leave servers.

What was that about awful eyesight?