Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
( Tim Hawkins) I made my kids a full balanced breakfast it took me 2 hours I tell my kids to come in and eat and I go in my office and I here a scream I run in and my kid says THIRS PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE and then a Rex comes busting though the wall about to eat us and he sees the pulp in the orange juice and just dies because of the pulp ( hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha)
I am a simple person. I only wanted my small raft, my wolf, and sail around the map trading with whomever, solo tribe, at peace. I wasn’t very high level but that doesn’t matter because heres what happened: I went to arctic, tamed the perfect wolf, i am trying to get it on my raft, but a swarm of jellyfish come under my raft, electrocute/kill my wolf, i am able to escape. But not before a rex chases me down. It followed me out to sea, i was glitched in the raft, and the rex pops its head through, destroys everything my boxes, kills me. Then the server restarts, everything i had— gone.