Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
( Tim Hawkins) I made my kids a full balanced breakfast it took me 2 hours I tell my kids to come in and eat and I go in my office and I here a scream I run in and my kid says THIRS PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE and then a Rex comes busting though the wall about to eat us and he sees the pulp in the orange juice and just dies because of the pulp ( hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha)
More Rex Funny Tips
Real men knock it out with a slingshot
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes canβt see you if you donβt move. I saw it in a movie once.
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?
Rex: Iβm the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
Don't be a wimp and use your fists
Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight