Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
( Tim Hawkins) I made my kids a full balanced breakfast it took me 2 hours I tell my kids to come in and eat and I go in my office and I here a scream I run in and my kid says THIRS PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE and then a Rex comes busting though the wall about to eat us and he sees the pulp in the orange juice and just dies because of the pulp ( hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha)
When I leave a server. I always unclaimed my dinos. Set them to max aggressive and wander.
I want to see if I can have them follow a tame on wander then unclaimed It. Have them follow a high health mate boosted turtle.
Then I'll have a wandering murder pack when I leave servers.