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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-02-11T18:14:52+00:00

Bro! It’s REXY! From Jurassic world!👍🏻👀😀😃😄😁😆😁😁😄😃😃

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-01-11T04:45:03+00:00

I tamed my Rex like a real man and started shooting it in the face and playing ring around the rosey with it

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-12-07T13:02:17+00:00

Everyone says that you should bola your tribe mate but if you don’t move he won’t go for him because he’s stuck

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-06T23:21:30+00:00

Mating calls pt 4

Inhales

(Pt 3 is in bronto

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-12-06T12:24:52+00:00

That kill easy and fast and I died right off the bat

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-29T20:04:50+00:00

My dodo bird 3 shorted a level 95 rex. Maybe they’re not as strong as they look. 🧐

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-01-17T09:45:28+00:00

Jurassic park lies because they say rex can only see movement

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2019-07-12T00:51:10+00:00

So today I went back to ark and thought it was getting too easy until I walked a mile and saw this 34 cuck and two sarcos Chris pratt got any advice for me ?

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2019-07-07T20:01:55+00:00

A lvl 15 rex got stuck on a rock...so i tamed it

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-05T20:31:43+00:00

Don’t lead him to your thatch wooden base!

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-05T15:34:00+00:00

"Hey a re-" famous last words of a nub who wandered too far

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-01T06:35:22+00:00

You can only kill it, if it runs out of health

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2019-06-30T13:53:26+00:00

I was on a private server and I upgraded my melee mostly. My dad who I got interested in the game because of said I could probably kill one of these just by punching it

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-06-27T06:33:27+00:00

I killed a Rex with 1200 health and my trike had 520 health and I killed that Rex with my trike.

Then my trike died by a scorpion

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-06-26T20:52:20+00:00

Just let yourself die :/ orrrrrr let your huge bronto be murdered in front of your eyes by that rex and then tame it :)

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-06-25T15:54:00+00:00

Walk up to it and ask it if it loves pizza he said yes and you are the ingredient

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-06-25T08:49:39+00:00

Do not tame without if you are below lv 20. I did and I regretted it.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-21T18:37:32+00:00

I remember whenever I saw a Rex on mobile I ran for my life the next thing u know I died

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-19T22:42:29+00:00

I’m chilling, taming a diplo (why not?) when I see one of these bois. I killed that boi with a simple shotgun, didn’t even get hurt, and got the Rex bone-r ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) skin. So I’m there, praising myself, but then I realized an egg.

Yup, I assumed a Rex’s gender XD

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-18T06:08:12+00:00

( Tim Hawkins) I made my kids a full balanced breakfast it took me 2 hours I tell my kids to come in and eat and I go in my office and I here a scream I run in and my kid says THIRS PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE and then a Rex comes busting though the wall about to eat us and he sees the pulp in the orange juice and just dies because of the pulp ( hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha)