Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Oh dude watch out a rex!
Friend (BEACH BOB): Ooooooooh are these the big chickens?
Me: No those things at the beach were
Beach bob: what level is it?
Me: Im not sticking around to find out see ya
Beach bob: OK!
1 ark day later
Beach bob (faintly): hey dude
Me: Where are you
Beach bob: Oops let me come out
Me: oh my god
Beach bob (tamed a level 227 rex): What wrong
Me: How did you tame that rex and get the saddle ur level 19
Beach bob: THE DODOS DID IT
Narrator: and the beach bob goes on to battle the alpha overseer
Me: he doesebt even have any artifacts or trophies
Narrator: THE DODOS DID IT
THE END (or is it)
More Rex Funny Tips
Real men knock it out with a slingshot
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes canβt see you if you donβt move. I saw it in a movie once.
If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
Rex: Iβm the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight
You don't have to be faster then the Rex just faster then your tribe mate.