
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
A is for Abberent raptor
B is for Bee
C is for Cyber raptor (tek raptor)
D stands for deinonychus
E stands for Elastic Dodo
F stands for Fighting dodo
G stands for Great Bronto Boi
H stands for Homosapein (us)
I stands for I cant think anymore
And now, a nice poem
Apples are great
Rexes maybe too
Apples are good
Rexes oh no there's two
Stay safe during corona virus
I fail
Rex: *Looks at me*
Rex: OOOOOOOH BABY IMMA EAT YOU
Me: I’m outta here
Me: *runs*
*sees another Rex*
2nd Rex: [INSERT EXACT SAME THING THE FIRST REX SAID HERE]
Me: God have mercy
*sees another Rex*
Third Rex: [INSERT EXACT SAME THING THE SECOND REX SAID HERE]
Me: CRAP IM SCREWED
*Turns around*
Me: HOLY SHI-
Server: Snotfaceturk3y died
Once i had a big bad azz rex. I was hunting for prime meat and super rare raw mutton ( this is couple years ago maybe more) me and my tribe mate tamed it alone we raised him good with big stats, anyway I got ambushed by some guys in north, we manage to kill them with the help of our Alliance and be on our way , my tribe got back to base on a flyer and I was going to walk with the rex, got attacked by a tery and guess what , 3 seconds in the battle and got crash back there the game was so unstable, it was a mess . I relog and saw that sec killed the tery, well done. We got on to search for it but it was gone ..no trace , nothing . We tried to wistle randomly flying around the spot and going on large area of map trying to find it, nothing. Guess what ? ,we said that he got glitched out of the game , he is gone we made our mind and let it be. 4 real days later , the message came that my rex died ..it was so sad , that he survived that much time alone , and we had time to rescue . RIP