Me: Oh dude watch out a rex!

Friend (BEACH BOB): Ooooooooh are these the big chickens?

Me: No those things at the beach were

Beach bob: what level is it?

Me: Im not sticking around to find out see ya

Beach bob: OK!

1 ark day later

Beach bob (faintly): hey dude

Me: Where are you

Beach bob: Oops let me come out

Me: oh my god

Beach bob (tamed a level 227 rex): What wrong

Me: How did you tame that rex and get the saddle ur level 19

Beach bob: THE DODOS DID IT

Narrator: and the beach bob goes on to battle the alpha overseer

Me: he doesebt even have any artifacts or trophies

Narrator: THE DODOS DID IT

THE END (or is it)