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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 17 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-24T14:29:46+00:00

When an Xenomorph has sex with a Rex

score 16 · Answer 2 · 2020-07-18T05:07:08+00:00

My friend said ot was ok then it scared the living daylights out of me

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2022-02-19T20:09:04+00:00

What a way to go...it has sex and dies.

score 16 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-14T13:47:19+00:00

I was about to let the thing impregnate me when I died and my friend who was a girl got grabbed instead. We got triplets woohoo.

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2023-11-29T19:04:44+00:00

Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?

Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2023-07-14T13:28:02+00:00

Imagine havin a new player meet this thing first time not knowing what it does on low health with no lights on he gets shocked super hard

score 21 · Answer 7 · 2018-06-25T22:38:28+00:00

ARK DEVS: let's add an alien called a reaper that when half dead makes another one pop out of a players chest

Me: please no!

ARK DEVS: LOL we are adding it now

Me: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?! 😱😵

ARK DEVS: It's a reaper! LOL

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-10T01:05:03+00:00

Me: in creative*

Oooh a reaper

OOOOOOH ITS TAG IS?XENOMORPH

*spawns queen* ohhhh ima do this in survival

reaper: i bout to ruin this womans whole career

score 11 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-07T00:11:57+00:00

Me: sees a young queen. Reaper:Get over here. Me:Ok, after I shoot the living crap out of you. Reaper: Runs. 10:00 at night: pet lights are off. Reaper:Hello, remember me? Me: grabs gun. Reaper: softly lowers gun. Me: what the… reaper queen: your in luck this time! I will pay supports and leave. Me: umm. What OMG? 7:00 in the morning: me: calls tribe. The entire server: Loads their guns and intends war on me

score 13 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-03T12:07:47+00:00

Beach bobs: does useless things on the beach

Reaper: hello there

Beach bobs: runs towards reaper

Reaper: kills and eats the beach bobs.

Last Beach Bob: RUNS

score 15 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-06T14:46:03+00:00

So ur looking at ur juvenile reaper that u raised without gland ur like AWW ITS SO CUTE!!!Then u remember it killed u 20000000 times

score 9 · Answer 12 · 2022-09-08T13:39:48+00:00

I found the xenomorph from alian and It made me pay child support

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2022-04-23T01:12:02+00:00

Me: ok, let’s go to the surface!*gets burned alive*

Me: ok let’s go during night time!

*gets mauled by alpha surface king*

score 11 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-19T02:08:16+00:00

It says that reapers aren't in extinction, then how come my ptera was killed by a 174 corrupted and i was glitched preganated by a corrupted reaper king? Dododex explain yourselves

score 14 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-25T04:53:54+00:00

Make a tech base and call it Area 51. Put this monster and more in it and bam u have made Area 51

score 11 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-30T22:37:10+00:00

If you type in xenomorph, you get this

score 20 · Answer 17 · 2018-06-27T20:29:32+00:00

When fighting a reaper bola ur friend and run

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-03T17:14:08+00:00

I want a refund

score 7 · Answer 19 · 2023-04-22T22:35:17+00:00

Search Xenomorph, I dare you to.

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2024-06-02T05:12:12+00:00

If you just started do not invest the thing or you will not live to see another day 😉 enjoy your life don’t die