Imagine getting a lot of reaper queens somehow to attack a tribe and impregnate all of them imagine the chaos

rip people who want but can’t afford dlc

Let’s just say.. reapers ain’t gonna give you up, they’ll Reaper roll you so hard that you can’t get the baby rick roll out of you.

Bruh why does it have to impregnate you that is the most funny thing ive seen all day lmao

So me and my friend were trying to get a reaper queen to rape us, However my friend had done it before and I hadn't done it ever because reapers weren't on my must-tame list, So when we get it to a small amount of health left I accidentally jumped in front of it, needless to say Im now pregnant with a beautiful baby boy.

I remember when your mother raped me and then you burst out of my stomach and hated everything. -NawKA 2019

When an Xenomorph has sex with a Rex

It’s a xenomorph that impregnated a rex

My friend said ot was ok then it scared the living daylights out of me

I figured out why we get pregnant instead of da reaper.. it’s cuz reaper queen was pregnant and king reaper did not wanna pay for da child supports so…. He said he went to get the milk and now anyone the reaper queen sees guess what ur PREGNANT

I was about to let the thing impregnate me when I died and my friend who was a girl got grabbed instead. We got triplets woohoo.

What a way to go...it has sex and dies.

ARK DEVS: let's add an alien called a reaper that when half dead makes another one pop out of a players chest

Me: please no!

ARK DEVS: LOL we are adding it now

Me: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?! 😱😵

ARK DEVS: It's a reaper! LOL

Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?

Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-

Imagine havin a new player meet this thing first time not knowing what it does on low health with no lights on he gets shocked super hard

So ur looking at ur juvenile reaper that u raised without gland ur like AWW ITS SO CUTE!!!Then u remember it killed u 20000000 times

Me: in creative*

Oooh a reaper

OOOOOOH ITS TAG IS?XENOMORPH

*spawns queen* ohhhh ima do this in survival

reaper: i bout to ruin this womans whole career

Me: sees a young queen. Reaper:Get over here. Me:Ok, after I shoot the living crap out of you. Reaper: Runs. 10:00 at night: pet lights are off. Reaper:Hello, remember me? Me: grabs gun. Reaper: softly lowers gun. Me: what the… reaper queen: your in luck this time! I will pay supports and leave. Me: umm. What OMG? 7:00 in the morning: me: calls tribe. The entire server: Loads their guns and intends war on me

It says that reapers aren't in extinction, then how come my ptera was killed by a 174 corrupted and i was glitched preganated by a corrupted reaper king? Dododex explain yourselves

Beach bobs: does useless things on the beach

Reaper: hello there

Beach bobs: runs towards reaper

Reaper: kills and eats the beach bobs.

Last Beach Bob: RUNS

I found the xenomorph from alian and It made me pay child support