If Rockwell is the ruler of Abberation, he made the reaper... Man when Rockwell was still a human, not only was he a flora biologist, but he was a... uh... a sexual predator. Dear lord.

Baby Reaper: Dad how did u and mom meet.

Me: U don't want to know ask your mom

Baby Reaper: OK

Baby Reaper: Mom how'd u and dad meet

Reaper Queen: He tried to kill me with a lantern pug and I impregnated him

Baby Reaper: What!

How to become a reaper queen or king?

Get a sword and slice a dodo

Then, roast it on a campfire

Finally, eat it’s body and laugh viciously

Wow... just WOW umm... what whent through the devs head when they where making the giga of aberration at least the giga only costs you your shocking tranq darts but this... well this costs you your sanity AND you dignity and sorry for misspelling auto correct won’t work

Reaper: kills all my creatures

Me: that’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen

Noob: Ooohh what this? Reaper: Roarr! Noob: Yeets a stone. Reaper: Grrr! Noob: Keeps shooting stones. Reaper: Glows pink Noob: Ohh pretty! Reaper: Picks up noob. Noob: What are u doing what are you AaAAAAHHHH!!! Reaper: Hehe. Noob: Wut da heck. *Two hours pass* AHHHH HELP MEEE IT'S BURSTIN' OUTTA MA CHEST! *Baby reaper pops out of his chest* Noob: Awww cute! Baby reaper: REEEEE! *Latches onto his face* And that's how Noob died.

One day, there was an underground survivor named Bob. When Bob is level 89, he is trying to craft his own Hover Skiff but he needs more Black Pearls. In the middle of searching he found a glowing red yellow eye in a cave in front of him. When he enters the cave.....

*reaper apears*

Shinehorn: nyeh whatever

Friend: GOD SAVE US

Me: SWEET MOTHER HELANA DIVINE SAVE US YOU MEAN

Reaper: child come here i will (redacted)

Me: NO

SCP FOUNDATION: ANAMLY DETECTED

Person: A Reaper Queen and I had sex

Me: What do you mean you both had sex? At best she had sex with you

Reaper: tail spin

The other dinos getting flung to their death: wEEEeeeEEeeEEEee

What is this tame I Have to get pregnant whatt😭

Wait a f*cking minute the queen impregnates you not the kings and if we are male does it come out of our front oh god. Finds out we have a invisable c section

What if we talk about the fact that the baby poops out of your belly

Imagine getting a lot of reaper queens somehow to attack a tribe and impregnate all of them imagine the chaos

rip people who want but can’t afford dlc

Let’s just say.. reapers ain’t gonna give you up, they’ll Reaper roll you so hard that you can’t get the baby rick roll out of you.

Bruh why does it have to impregnate you that is the most funny thing ive seen all day lmao

So me and my friend were trying to get a reaper queen to rape us, However my friend had done it before and I hadn't done it ever because reapers weren't on my must-tame list, So when we get it to a small amount of health left I accidentally jumped in front of it, needless to say Im now pregnant with a beautiful baby boy.

I remember when your mother raped me and then you burst out of my stomach and hated everything. -NawKA 2019

I figured out why we get pregnant instead of da reaper.. it’s cuz reaper queen was pregnant and king reaper did not wanna pay for da child supports so…. He said he went to get the milk and now anyone the reaper queen sees guess what ur PREGNANT

It’s a xenomorph that impregnated a rex