Let’s just say.. reapers ain’t gonna give you up, they’ll Reaper roll you so hard that you can’t get the baby rick roll out of you.
Reaper
The Reaper King and Queen are creatures in Ark: Aberration.
Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.
My friend said ot was ok then it scared the living daylights out of me
When an Xenomorph has sex with a Rex
How to become a reaper queen or king?
Get a sword and slice a dodo
Then, roast it on a campfire
Finally, eat it’s body and laugh viciously
Reaper: tail spin
The other dinos getting flung to their death: wEEEeeeEEeeEEEee
rip people who want but can’t afford dlc
It’s a xenomorph that impregnated a rex
ARK DEVS: let's add an alien called a reaper that when half dead makes another one pop out of a players chest
Me: please no!
ARK DEVS: LOL we are adding it now
Me: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?! 😱😵
ARK DEVS: It's a reaper! LOL
Awesome chestburster guy who is a lobster 🦞
I was about to let the thing impregnate me when I died and my friend who was a girl got grabbed instead. We got triplets woohoo.
I figured out why we get pregnant instead of da reaper.. it’s cuz reaper queen was pregnant and king reaper did not wanna pay for da child supports so…. He said he went to get the milk and now anyone the reaper queen sees guess what ur PREGNANT
What a way to go...it has sex and dies.
Beach bobs: does useless things on the beach
Reaper: hello there
Beach bobs: runs towards reaper
Reaper: kills and eats the beach bobs.
Last Beach Bob: RUNS
So ur looking at ur juvenile reaper that u raised without gland ur like AWW ITS SO CUTE!!!Then u remember it killed u 20000000 times
When fighting a reaper bola ur friend and run
Me: sees a young queen. Reaper:Get over here. Me:Ok, after I shoot the living crap out of you. Reaper: Runs. 10:00 at night: pet lights are off. Reaper:Hello, remember me? Me: grabs gun. Reaper: softly lowers gun. Me: what the… reaper queen: your in luck this time! I will…
Me: sees a young queen. Reaper:Get over here. Me:Ok, after I shoot the living crap out of you. Reaper: Runs. 10:00 at night: pet lights are off. Reaper:Hello, remember me? Me: grabs gun. Reaper: softly lowers gun. Me: what the… reaper queen: your in luck this time! I will pay supports and leave. Me: umm. What OMG? 7:00 in the morning: me: calls tribe. The entire server: Loads their guns and intends war on me
Make a tech base and call it Area 51. Put this monster and more in it and bam u have made Area 51
It says that reapers aren't in extinction, then how come my ptera was killed by a 174 corrupted and i was glitched preganated by a corrupted reaper king? Dododex explain yourselves
Fun fact! Their spawn command is summon xenomorph_character_bp_c isnt that cool?
Me: ok, let’s go to the surface!*gets burned alive*
Me: ok let’s go during night time!
*gets mauled by alpha surface king*