Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

ARK DEVS: let's add an alien called a reaper that when half dead makes another one pop out of a players chest
Me: please no!
ARK DEVS: LOL we are adding it now
Me: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?! π±π΅
ARK DEVS: It's a reaper! LOL
More Reaper Funny Tips
Imagine asking a logics teacher that a male got pregnant lol
Iβm surprised that the FBI hasnβt kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently
Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.
If the queen impregnates you than arenβt you the reaper king?π€
So I was going to get a reaper after reading it could impregnate you I thought I would never run into it.
I was in a spawnspot. That was close to my 2nd base. I JUST WANTED SOME WOOD
Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?
Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-
Iβm surprised that the FBI hasnβt kicked the reaper queens door down for violating knocking you up.
Iβm surprised the FBI hasnβt kicked the reaper queens door down for r a p i n g you
Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.
Hmm I wonder what went the the ark devs mind when they created this.