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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 12 · Answer 1 · 2021-03-06T16:01:31+00:00

Fun fact! Their spawn command is summon xenomorph_character_bp_c isnt that cool?

score 13 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-04T16:57:54+00:00

I thought that the ravagers were scary till I saw this thing

score 15 · Answer 3 · 2019-11-12T05:15:11+00:00

In arkmerica you rape the queen in arkiet Russia the queen rapes YOU

score 9 · Answer 4 · 2022-04-20T10:00:19+00:00

Me find reaper time to tame shoots tranq darts wy won’t you sleep

Reaper: have my baby

score 9 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-05T20:34:56+00:00

Reapers, more like Rick rollers song

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down

Drop my baby into yooou.

And desert you!

score 14 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-29T03:19:40+00:00

Someone who plays with no hud: what did that thing just do?? Oh well bedtime. Wakes up screaming to their new born son.

score 19 · Answer 7 · 2017-12-29T22:20:39+00:00

You:I hade to do it to get a reaper

SVU:Ummmm

score 11 · Answer 8 · 2021-04-22T00:44:40+00:00

So I had just given birth and I said hold on just one minute so this thing impregnates boys rite so does that make me a mom?

score 12 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-18T19:29:59+00:00

She's such a godamn player

😭😭😭

score 12 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-15T02:10:10+00:00

Every time I spot these things (even in non abb maps) The aberration theme song plays in my head

score 13 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-29T04:07:31+00:00

This is so funny so I was on discord and this thing talked to me and I think someone hacked in to it and was on discord and he said hey bruh wanna die I cheered and killed my friend instend of me

score 15 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-28T12:25:55+00:00

swiggity swooty reaper Queens comming for dat booty.🏃🏃🏃

score 13 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-26T08:59:19+00:00

Reaper aww man

So we back in the caves got are bulb dogs giving us light giving us light

A reaper comes out and kills me kills me

F***k this s**t everyone with there raxes but my tribe gota a reaper oh no it's donald Trump lets go back into the cave and hide hide hide

I'm sorry ill leave now

score 15 · Answer 14 · 2019-07-19T00:28:47+00:00

When I was getting a reaper I was so exited to have a child that looks like me then it came out....it got its moms side for sure

score 18 · Answer 15 · 2018-03-24T01:58:09+00:00

The Kings cannot knock u up but Queens can... did someone surgically switch the reproductive organs? AND THEY WENT W/ IT?!? Jesus they need to chill on these ideas, (meanwhile) wildcard devs: “oops we accedentaly did this,” sure it was a “accedent”

score 14 · Answer 16 · 2019-11-12T05:16:46+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue and my line of defense is to rape you dead

score 14 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-10T18:03:03+00:00

You find a hot reaper qeeen nearly kill it then let it rape you. Easy!

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2025-07-14T13:04:36+00:00

Loki: I HAVE AN ARMY

Hardcore ark players: and we have a reaper king

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-05T19:08:45+00:00

I just got impregnated 3:00 mins ago and then the power went out. Will I still be impregnated when I get back on?

score 18 · Answer 20 · 2017-12-17T01:06:37+00:00

Bring 5,000,000 nukes, with a few thousand pounds of more nukes