If the queen impregnates you than aren’t you the reaper king?🤔

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral

(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)

- The one and only HazmatGaming209

Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?

Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-

Imagine asking a logics teacher that a male got pregnant lol

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently

I’m surprised that the FBI hasn’t kicked the reaper queens door down for violating knocking you up.

Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.

So does it pay child support or...?

So I was going to get a reaper after reading it could impregnate you I thought I would never run into it.

I was in a spawnspot. That was close to my 2nd base. I JUST WANTED SOME WOOD

This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂