Rockwell and a Rex were more then friends…🤨

Swiggity swoogity imma shove a demon up ur booty plus where’s my refund

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Type in xenomorph and this shows up

Reaper queen, more like raper queen.

This thing gets you PREGANANANT???

Reaper: “You cannot stop me.”

Me at 1 hp: “I know.. But they can.”

INSERT BULBDOG AND CARCHA

Me: turns my bulb dog off

Reaper: surprise MOTHER F**KER

Me:shit

Reaper: GOTTIE

The reaper looks like me walking into a Waffle House at 4am

I haven't been pregnant in years.....

Ejaculate and evacuate

-Reaper Queen

I I wanted a reaper but not to be well...... so I stole a spare reaper from my tribe but well it was a queen so now I’m a dad I guess or a mom you know what I don’t know

Image if its your first time playing aberration and ur trying to kill this screaming, weird looking rex and then it stabs you and leaves and, moments later a baby bursts out of your stomach.

So lemme get the this straight….she impregnates u and DOES NOT GIVE FRICKING CHILD SUPPORT You monster IT UR CHILD

Reaper:.I fear no man but those things

Featherlight and all of the others:WERE GONNA MURDUR U IN UR SLEEP

Reaper:they scare me

Pls up this I get no ups

AxolTheHellFireAxolotle

Reaper Queen:COME HERE LITTLE BOY!!

Me:*Doimain expansion*

Reaper Queen:WHAT THE-

Me:and I’m not lettting u give me a baby CAUSE IMMA MAN

Me:yesssss a reaper I can get my levels up

Reaper at 1/4 health

Me: let me just check it’s health with my magnifying glass

Reaper:impregnate me and leaves without paying child support

Alright who let the ark devs near the drugs? Was it you Jim? Honestly how many times must I tell you? Jeez better get them outside for some fresh air.🤦‍♂️ updoot

use a karkinos to pick up an industrial grill, donk it over the head a few times and it should knock it out. you can’t tame it, but you’ve got a little while to kill it before it wakes back up. Up for more tips ;)