When my friend said he got raped by a reaper queen, he wasn't kidding.

Kids that play this game:trying to get impregnated

Moms:its hard work

Kids:not on this game

Moms:YoU cAn DO wHat Wat ThE FrIck

So dose it pay child support or...?

If you kill a shinehorn you’re the tribe mate who deserves to get impregnated by one of these

When you get impregnated by this thing just remember......It’s not a tail

I saw this wanting to kill it to see what it dropped then I put it in a pen so it was and easy kill but when I got close I got impregnated by this thing then I looked up what do reaper queens do to you then I saw...

When you turn off your flash pets

Reapers:I’m going to end this whole mans career

Xenomorph: We're the only creatures to have birth with chest bursters.

Reaper Queen: Hold... MY... BEER!!

Aren’t you supposed to impregnate her

Fun fact when it picks you up it’s not going to yeet you it does something else…

Axolotlking

It definitely has it's Mother's looks!

(Thanks tik tik)

*Reaper* roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for two

*Me*No thanks

*Reaper* you have no choice

POV: You are in the radiation zone and see aberrant Spinosaurus and megalosaurus, then a lvl 140 reaper appears and the song ( not black or white from GOBB ) plays

Roses are red violets are blue...

If I'm gonna die I'll kill your armor too

To me when it roars it kinda sounds like it's choking and wheezing at the same time

Breaking news a cyan haired guy has been impregnated by 100 hundred aliens police have been called and his only words before his execution were there were no good stats

Next up on the Jeremy Kyle show... my mutant xenomorph wife refuses to pay child support

Reaper: *try’s to kill human*

Also reaper: *change of plans..* .. *ligit makes a MALE pregnant*

Bros code name on the ark wiki is xenomorph (go check it out I swear I’m not lying)

Nah the reaper got a uno reverse instead of HER getting pregnant it’s YOU getting pregnant