Baby reaper: Dad how did you and mom meet
Me: son if I told you you would eat her
Baby reaper: plz
Me: fine *takes deep breath*
Baby reaper: WHAT THE #%^*
Reaper
The Reaper King and Queen are creatures in Ark: Aberration.
Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.
Hey wait, isn’t this usually the other way around?
I had a dream where I got impregnated by one and the baby was a Ferox?!
I have weird dreams..
-Person
Just a tip when you hear weird noises in a dark cave with weird stuff on the walls learn from my mistake DON’T GO IN
If u spawn a tamed reaper king it spawns wild and says feed Mejo Berry’s to tame
Survivor: DIE FOWL BEAST!!!
Reaper: Lmao, I’ll slow him down with my child
Weren’t you technically getting raped?
Me: ok I hered that you can tame a reper well raise it so I'll just get it to 1/4 heath then it so something.
Reaper queen: come here.
(Picks me up)
Me:?!
Me:wtf I fell weird ill just kill things.
(The next day)
My spino:you okay?you look sick!
Me:ok I'll just…
Me: ok I hered that you can tame a reper well raise it so I'll just get it to 1/4 heath then it so something.
Reaper queen: come here.
(Picks me up)
Me:?!
Me:wtf I fell weird ill just kill things.
(The next day)
My spino:you okay?you look sick!
Me:ok I'll just build a room and stay in it.
(Biulds a room)
Me:(blows up)ahhhhhh what?
Baby reaper:(eats me)
Me:(respawns)of that's how you get one?!(replaces wall with glass)
Baby reaper:Dada.
(The next week)
Me:(rides it)wahoooo
Willd raptor:run for your lives!!!!!!!!!
Symbiont + raptor = reaper!
A helpful tip should include more words
If ur playing as a male character, this should instantly kill u, men don’t have wombs to hold the baby. So you would pretty much die to vital organs blowing up, blood loss, and if you survive that, bacterial infection. Even female players, what is the baby feeding off…
If ur playing as a male character, this should instantly kill u, men don’t have wombs to hold the baby. So you would pretty much die to vital organs blowing up, blood loss, and if you survive that, bacterial infection. Even female players, what is the baby feeding off of?
…In a world of people being cloned from different time periods into simulated ecosystems with extinct and mythical creatures, THIS is what I think is the most far-fetched. 🤔
This Creature is all I can find on tinder nothing else.
I need mental help
REAPER... AWW MAN. So we in the mine have th- Hol' up, wuzzat? OH GOD JESU-
You were killed by a reaper lvl OVER 9000!
Scary meter ravengers 2 out of ten. basilisks 4 out of ten nameless 6 out of ten. Rockwell 7out of ten reapers 11out of ten. getting impregnated by a reaper 21 out of ten. Baby reaper bursting out of your chest 100 out of ten.
and my wife said that i would never know what its like to be pregnant
They look like a xenomorph and a t rex had a child.
Why can’t it break metal? How can a giant Xenomorph not destroy stone?
If ya’ll are wondering it’s tail is a reproductive organ and it uses that to impregnate you. I have no idea what the hell it does inside you and I do not want to know.
Me when I didn’t know reapers existed:Who are you?
Reaper:Either I’m the Grim Reaper, or Slenderman’s guard dog.
Wear Lingerie.
My grandma when my mom don't let me go to her house