So lemme get the this straight….she impregnates u and DOES NOT GIVE FRICKING CHILD SUPPORT You monster IT UR CHILD

Y does it give u its son and DOES NOT GIVE CHILD SUPPORT

Me at max level: Alright! Time to obliterate this queen!

Reaper Queen:COME HERE

Me:why?

Reaper Queen: LEMME INPREGNATE YOU!!!!!

Me:oh s-

*1 day later*

Tribemate:hey bro did u feed the baby

Me:I fed him like half my meat

Tribemate:btw how did u get him

Me:……………you don’t wanna know

Some people on the dex: YOU NEED TO GET 75 LEVELS

me at max level: uh…. 😐

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral

(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)

- The one and only HazmatGaming209

So does it pay child support or...?

If the queen impregnates you than aren’t you the reaper king?🤔

Reaper:.I fear no man but those things

Featherlight and all of the others:WERE GONNA MURDUR U IN UR SLEEP

Reaper:they scare me

Pls up this I get no ups

AxolTheHellFireAxolotle

Awesome chestburster guy who is a lobster 🦞