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What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-22T15:09:38+00:00

If you want to know the truth; no, I don’t own a reaper, nor will I ever… 😳

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-25T04:26:00+00:00

What dose the gland do?

NEEDS MORE WORDS!!

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-10T21:38:18+00:00

If you walk through the dark alley it will ...

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-07T18:25:25+00:00

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I feel like a rapper I am a player yah don’t cross me or I going to make a bed for two hope you in joy I loved this big MONSTER you get in my way I will rap your butt yah

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2020-09-29T14:48:07+00:00

When a zenmorph has sex with a giga

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-25T23:31:46+00:00

Ark tells you to go to the tips section to learn more strategies when really they just don't want to talk about there own creation.

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2023-07-07T21:10:07+00:00

THIS MASSIVE CREATURE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREAK STONE!

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-04T22:24:11+00:00

More like Raper (Rapist technically but Raper rhymes with Reaper).

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-23T16:13:34+00:00

I’m a creeper, Minecraft’s grim reaper.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-09-22T00:02:05+00:00

Brining back memerores from subnatica reaper in water fine😑 reaper on land panic😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-09-11T05:47:28+00:00

That’s it man, game over man! Game over!

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-21T17:11:33+00:00

It’s mini Godzilla but... it throws a fart ball

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-07T15:59:02+00:00

Why does ARC have so many movie references first it King Kong then the Phoenix and now Zenomorph. I wonder what’s next

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-10-20T00:30:15+00:00

Tell me what did the devs think while deciding how to tame this

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-08T12:57:19+00:00

When u sound like when it's impregnates u ahhhhhhhhhhhhh owwwwwwwwv helppppppp meeee ahhhhhhhhhh ahhh reaper drop's u oww u run away ahhhhhhh help when u get home what was that thing the next day ahhhhh why my chest hurt's ahhhhhh something is coming out of my chest ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh helpppppp meeeeeeeeee head pops out aww cute

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-03T12:50:25+00:00

THEY ARE THE FLASH ONCE YOU GIVE BIRTH!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-18T23:59:46+00:00

You be pregnant as man from woman 🤮

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-13T00:31:17+00:00

I love that it can only destroy wood :p

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-12T01:04:36+00:00

The thing is the reaper is a raper

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-12T01:03:12+00:00

Funny thing is that the reaper is a raper