Uh is this even a dinosaur anymore I was having fun with my Rex now a reaper what this is a dinosaurs game why, I'm not complaining but why come on wild card
Reaper
The Reaper King and Queen are creatures in Ark: Aberration.
Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.
Does it pay child support?!?!?!
Hit em till they love ya that’s why I’m lonely
This @$$hol tribe stole me from the world when I was a noob. They took of my clothes and forced me into a metal pit where they taped one. Than the forced it to impregnate me. After that they told me to kill a bunch of tamed Dodos with a spear. I didn’t know what a reaper did…
This @$$hol tribe stole me from the world when I was a noob. They took of my clothes and forced me into a metal pit where they taped one. Than the forced it to impregnate me. After that they told me to kill a bunch of tamed Dodos with a spear. I didn’t know what a reaper did so I was chill with that. Once I was like, lvl 20 they tranqued me and locked me up. I somehow survived the chest burster only for that little $5(+ son of mine to kill me. Crimes.
Wait how can a girl reaper impregnate you girls don’t do that stuff
I saw a Beatle between 5 cranes and a reaper queen when all the cranes are dead the queen goes STRAIGHT FOR ME AND BOOM WAAA GOES BABY RADIOACTIVE L
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I spent 2 hours tryna get a reaper queen under 2000 i DID get impregnated I DID eat pheromone glands BUT I HAD NO MEAT AND THE BABY REAPER KING DIED IN ABOUT 5 SECONDS!
😂 Imagine reapers having sex together. The male would destroy the female’s ass XD
Forever alone guy tried to get impregnated because it’s the closest he can get to sex.
Make sure to use traps not melee weopans
So to get a reaper you literally have to get raped blind wtf wild card
Be careful if you see a tamed one in pvp or you will have a 70 percent chance it will kill you
Stay safe 💗
Oodaboos here with a tip for admins spawn in a level one billion tamed then bipity bopity the servers your property
New ark players all you have to do to tame it is kill it but once it glows pink then I wants to be tamed 🦮
I was trying to get my brothe one, so i had im logged on, and i just had him sit under the reaper once its health was low. It was almost dead, and rather than impregnating my brother who was right under it, the reaper chose me, who was on my reaper on the other side of the room…
I was trying to get my brothe one, so i had im logged on, and i just had him sit under the reaper once its health was low. It was almost dead, and rather than impregnating my brother who was right under it, the reaper chose me, who was on my reaper on the other side of the room area.
Absolutely the cutest!
A helpfloof wait WAT?
Wait.. a reaper QUEEN gets a man pregnant??
Is this a dog cat or fish? i dont know I NEED A PET
Reaper queens make u hv a baby bc they are savage 😂
When i see this guy running at me and im playing with a freind.
Bola my freind
Me.sorry i just dont want to be pregnate