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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
This @$$hol tribe stole me from the world when I was a noob. They took of my clothes and forced me into a metal pit where they taped one. Than the forced it to impregnate me. After that they told me to kill a bunch of tamed Dodos with a spear. I didn’t know what a reaper did so I was chill with that. Once I was like, lvl 20 they tranqued me and locked me up. I somehow survived the chest burster only for that little $5(+ son of mine to kill me. Crimes.
I was trying to get my brothe one, so i had im logged on, and i just had him sit under the reaper once its health was low. It was almost dead, and rather than impregnating my brother who was right under it, the reaper chose me, who was on my reaper on the other side of the room area.