Run. Just run. Take your legs and run as far away as possible.

Face huggers look at dis thing and fall in love until they realize they just impregnated it.. then it gets impregnated and then the process repeats for years to come until a player comes over and kills all of them.....

Pearson: Are reaper queens lesbian?

Me: yes

Then: how do you know

Me: this (gives birth to a reaper king

Dev1: Let’s make and alien!

Dev2: You mean like, a Martian?

Dev1: No, silly! A Xenomorph!

Dev2: What about copyright?

Dev1: Who ever cared about copyright?

Dev1: Make it really big.

Dev2: Okay, what’s next?

Dev1: Make them have an insane damage reduction and also insane health.

Dev2: Uh, don’t you think that’s a bit much?

Dev1: Shut up and let me finish!

Dev1: Make it spread a bunch of annoying acid when it dies.

Dev2: Okay…

Dev1: Make it be the replacement for rexes on AB.

Dev2: I think your ravenous monster is done.

Dev1: BTW, we need to hire David Tennant.

Dev2: What could you possibly need David Tennant for?

Dev1: The boss, obviously.

Dev2: Oh no…

Me: watches alien

Ark: u get to live the life of officer Kane!

The Xenomorphs take control over the ship!

Sentry turrets online.

Evacuate the ship!

Oh wait wrong game.

Only real men-

Oh wait

You can’t😆😆😆

Get the queen to under 2k hp and then she like u and will have sex with u

We have to steal eggs from a GOD DAM DRAGON TO HAVE ONE

(Wyvern)

The same for a dragon but it’s invisible (rock drake)

And then A GOD DAMN LAVA DEMON (magmasaur)

But having to get pregnant… WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL ARK DEVS DOIN

Is the reaper queen going to pay child support?

Reapers cause the eternal night, reapers started the entire fight, reapers decided to impregnate you, maybe they will decide to do it again to, last week my tribe mate became its dinner, now I think It is a sinner. (Rhyming with 🔥) I bet you can’t guess what other posts I make, it will take a while just to figure it out... if you do.

After I got pregnant she left me 😭😭

Reapers pepper and and sneakers

This species queen is like the alien except she lets you leave

The Reaper only deeper... inside of you

Rex has joined the chat.

Giga has joined the chat.

Rex: Sup

Giga: Sup

Reaper has joined the chat.

Reaper: Sup

Rex has left the chat.

Giga has left the chat.

Reaper: Bruh

Charch has joined the chat.

Reaper: oh. Sup.

Charch: Hey

Charch: I’m new.

Reaper: Let me give you a tour…

Get bolas and throw them at your friends for an easy escape

Loki: I HAVE AN ARMY

Hardcore ark players: and we have a reaper king

Reapers stop crashing my game

There is only one guarenteed, sure-fire way to kill...

...you must tame the ever elegant and incredibly deadly...

...Vorpal Rabbit (dun dun duuuun)