I'd like to file a divorce and I'll need a lawyer

On aberration, no one can hear you scream.

Survivor: DIE FOWL BEAST!!!

Reaper: Lmao, I’ll slow him down with my child

The question isn't: How strong can we make a reaper army? It's: Aight, who's gonna get impregnated?

I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral

(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)

- The one and only HazmatGaming209

Now kids, I’m going to tell you about the “facts of life...”

This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a player😂😂😂

Wait a f*cking minute the queen impregnates you not the kings and if we are male does it come out of our front oh god. Finds out we have a invisable c section

Oodaboos here with a tip for admins spawn in a level one billion tamed then bipity bopity the servers your property

Oodaboos here with a tip for admins spawn in a level one billion tamed then bipity bopity the servers your property