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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Exo/me:I should get out of here quick that glowing reaper Queen it's coming at me 50 mph time to go to subnautica (quickly runs into a portal leading to subnautica and hops in seamoth) reaper from subnautica: I'm going to make a trade your seamoth for hug Exo/me: F^^^I AM DEAD (is quickly ripped in half by the reaper from subnautica) (the reaper Queen gets killed by the reaper from subnautica) (meanwhile back in ark) Exo/me: there goes my tek armor -the end-
I remember 2 yrs ago me and my friends were fighting nameless as we got swarmed (first time playing abberation) and a reaper king came out of no where I thought it was a coincidence until 2 months ago when I found out alpha nameless could summon them we were f*cked anyway as we only had stone arrows and crossbows
Can you imagine not knowing how to tame it and you get it to impregnate you without you knowing so you’re in your base and talking to a tribe mate and all the sudden you fall and a reaper king pops out of you was this funny to tell me tap the button you know what button I’m talking about since the app won’t let you ask