I'm glad I have never seen this thing........

Dig a tunnel dig dig a tunnel

(Lion king1/2 fans will understand

Yup. I play a game where I give birth to an abomination. I still don’t know why I even play this game anymore. 😑

the reaper didn't impregnate me i impregnated it

Dev1: Let’s make and alien!

Dev2: You mean like, a Martian?

Dev1: No, silly! A Xenomorph!

Dev2: What about copyright?

Dev1: Who ever cared about copyright?

Dev1: Make it really big.

Dev2: Okay, what’s next?

Dev1: Make them have an insane damage reduction and also insane health.

Dev2: Uh, don’t you think that’s a bit much?

Dev1: Shut up and let me finish!

Dev1: Make it spread a bunch of annoying acid when it dies.

Dev2: Okay…

Dev1: Make it be the replacement for rexes on AB.

Dev2: I think your ravenous monster is done.

Dev1: BTW, we need to hire David Tennant.

Dev2: What could you possibly need David Tennant for?

Dev1: The boss, obviously.

Dev2: Oh no…

Thicc demon. (Sorry for being me)

Ark devs

Person 1 let’s make a Dino that is on abberation and is very powerful

Person 2 okay

Person1 and to tame it you have to get impregnated…

Person 2 are you sure??

Person1 IM.NOT FINISHED to make it impregnate you have to shoot it until it is at low heath

Person 2 ummmmm ok But

Person 1 NO BUT IT IS PERFECT

I wonder to say hi to the reaper queen she was about to make birth the kids were adorable for a present I found a sheep I killed the sheep I dragged the sheep the was a feast.are you still reading

Therizino's can break stone but Reapers can't? Kinda strange

Me: forgets bulldog

Reaper: What are you doing step-bro

So your saying that this can’t break Adobe or stone?Damn dat boi weak

Run. Just run. Take your legs and run as far away as possible.

Face huggers look at dis thing and fall in love until they realize they just impregnated it.. then it gets impregnated and then the process repeats for years to come until a player comes over and kills all of them.....

Rex has joined the chat.

Giga has joined the chat.

Rex: Sup

Giga: Sup

Reaper has joined the chat.

Reaper: Sup

Rex has left the chat.

Giga has left the chat.

Reaper: Bruh

Charch has joined the chat.

Reaper: oh. Sup.

Charch: Hey

Charch: I’m new.

Reaper: Let me give you a tour…

We have to steal eggs from a GOD DAM DRAGON TO HAVE ONE

(Wyvern)

The same for a dragon but it’s invisible (rock drake)

And then A GOD DAMN LAVA DEMON (magmasaur)

But having to get pregnant… WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL ARK DEVS DOIN

Only real men-

Oh wait

You can’t😆😆😆

Me: watches alien

Ark: u get to live the life of officer Kane!

Pearson: Are reaper queens lesbian?

Me: yes

Then: how do you know

Me: this (gives birth to a reaper king

Get the queen to under 2k hp and then she like u and will have sex with u

The Xenomorphs take control over the ship!

Sentry turrets online.

Evacuate the ship!

Oh wait wrong game.