Pearson: Are reaper queens lesbian?
Me: yes
Then: how do you know
Me: this (gives birth to a reaper king
Reaper
The Reaper King and Queen are creatures in Ark: Aberration.
Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.
I'm glad I have never seen this thing........
Me: watches alien
Ark: u get to live the life of officer Kane!
The Xenomorphs take control over the ship!
Sentry turrets online.
Evacuate the ship!
Oh wait wrong game.
Get the queen to under 2k hp and then she like u and will have sex with u
Dev1: Let’s make and alien!
Dev2: You mean like, a Martian?
Dev1: No, silly! A Xenomorph!
Dev2: What about copyright?
Dev1: Who ever cared about copyright?
Dev1: Make it really big.
Dev2: Okay, what’s next?
Dev1: Make them have an insane damage reduction and also…
Dev1: Let’s make and alien!
Dev2: You mean like, a Martian?
Dev1: No, silly! A Xenomorph!
Dev2: What about copyright?
Dev1: Who ever cared about copyright?
Dev1: Make it really big.
Dev2: Okay, what’s next?
Dev1: Make them have an insane damage reduction and also insane health.
Dev2: Uh, don’t you think that’s a bit much?
Dev1: Shut up and let me finish!
Dev1: Make it spread a bunch of annoying acid when it dies.
Dev2: Okay…
Dev1: Make it be the replacement for rexes on AB.
Dev2: I think your ravenous monster is done.
Dev1: BTW, we need to hire David Tennant.
Dev2: What could you possibly need David Tennant for?
Dev1: The boss, obviously.
Dev2: Oh no…
Only real men-
Oh wait
You can’t😆😆😆
Reapers cause the eternal night, reapers started the entire fight, reapers decided to impregnate you, maybe they will decide to do it again to, last week my tribe mate became its dinner, now I think It is a sinner. (Rhyming with 🔥) I bet you can’t guess what other posts I…
Reapers cause the eternal night, reapers started the entire fight, reapers decided to impregnate you, maybe they will decide to do it again to, last week my tribe mate became its dinner, now I think It is a sinner. (Rhyming with 🔥) I bet you can’t guess what other posts I make, it will take a while just to figure it out... if you do.
The Reaper only deeper... inside of you
Is the reaper queen going to pay child support?
After I got pregnant she left me 😭😭
Reapers pepper and and sneakers
This species queen is like the alien except she lets you leave
We have to steal eggs from a GOD DAM DRAGON TO HAVE ONE
(Wyvern)
The same for a dragon but it’s invisible (rock drake)
And then A GOD DAMN LAVA DEMON (magmasaur)
But having to get pregnant… WHAT THE HELL ARE YALL ARK DEVS DOIN
Get bolas and throw them at your friends for an easy escape
There is only one guarenteed, sure-fire way to kill...
...you must tame the ever elegant and incredibly deadly...
...Vorpal Rabbit (dun dun duuuun)
A female survivor can be impregnated by a Queen, because they’re lesbian.
Rex has joined the chat.
Giga has joined the chat.
Rex: Sup
Giga: Sup
Reaper has joined the chat.
Reaper: Sup
Rex has left the chat.
Giga has left the chat.
Reaper: Bruh
Charch has joined the chat.
Reaper: oh. Sup.
Charch: Hey
Charch: I’m…
Rex has joined the chat.
Giga has joined the chat.
Rex: Sup
Giga: Sup
Reaper has joined the chat.
Reaper: Sup
Rex has left the chat.
Giga has left the chat.
Reaper: Bruh
Charch has joined the chat.
Reaper: oh. Sup.
Charch: Hey
Charch: I’m new.
Reaper: Let me give you a tour…
Reapers stop crashing my game
The queens dont pay child support, and are guaranteed to leave you to cheat on you.